板の上の魔物 (itano ueno mamono)

The Monster on the Board

板の上の魔物 (itano ueno mamono)

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First, today's air, first, today's audience
まずは今日の空気、まずは今日の客
mazuwa kyō no kūki, mazuwa kyō no kyaku
First, today's scene, the temperature here
まずは今日の現場、ここの温度感
mazuwa kyō no genba, koko no ondokan
Is the ride good? No, is the ride bad?
乗りは良いのか？いや、乗り悪いのか
nori wa yoi no ka? Iya, nori waruri inoka?
Who's not coming
誰て来ちゃいねえよな
Darete kicha ine yona?
Who are you talking to
って誰と話し点のか
Tte dare to hanashi ten no ka
The end of the first volume is swallowed
飲まれちゃ一巻の終わり
noma recha ikkan no owari
Time is already approaching
時間はもう迫ってる
jikan wa mō sematteru
The kids left on observation day are waiting in a strange mood
参観日のガキ残とく妙な気分で待ってる
sankanbi no gaki nogotoku myōna kibun de matteru
A premonition that something is about to happen
何か起こりそうな予感
nanika okori sōna yokan
Sharpen your five senses
研ぎ澄ませてめの五感
togisumase teme no gokan
The uncrowned emperor ends
無冠の帝王者終われ変
mukan no teiōja owarehen
You have to take it and not die
なし取ってから死ななアカン
nashitogete kara shinana Akan
The eighth sense is really dangerous
やたらヤバめ八感さよう
yatara yabame hakkan sayō
Night flight, night flight
ナイトフライト夜間飛行
naitofuraito yakan hikō
Falling down and being carried out in a coma
ぶっ倒れて休館で運ばれるほど
buttaorete kyūkan de hakoba reru hodo
Only when it pours down can you feel alive
降りしきってこそ絵られる生きてる実感
furishibotte koso e rareru iki teru jikkan
Whether the audience is packed or empty, just hit it
客がパンパンでもスカスカでもぶちかますだけ
kyaku ga panpan demo sukasuka demo buchikamasu dake

Who was waiting, it doesn't matter
誰が待っていたっていなくたって
dare ga matteita tte inakutatte
I can't stop anymore, I can't stop
もうやめられないやめられない
mō yamerarenai yamerarenai
Whatever happens, it's here again
何変だってまたここに
nan hen datte mata koko ni
I can't leave, I can't leave
離れられない離れられないぜ
hanare rarenai hanare rarenai ze
Up and down, repeatedly
up and down繰り返し
up and down kurikaeshi
Can't escape, can't escape
逃れられない逃れられない
nogare rarenai nogare rarenai
I knew it, it's here again
分かっていたってまたここに
wakatte itatte mata koko ni
I can't leave, I can't leave
離れられない離れられない
hanare rarenai hanare rarenai

There's a monster lurking on this board
この板の上には魔物が潜むぜ
kono ita no ue ni wa mamono ga hisomu ze
Digging through a mountain of corpses
死骸の山掻き分けて
shikabane no yama kakiwakete
Easy to get excited, baby, until you get the fire in your eyes
お気張りやすbaby火の目浴びるまで
o kibariyasu baby hi no me abiru made
Stubbornly, stubbornly, stubbornly
べしやりぶりばりぶりでい
beshi yari buribarieburidei
Crying or laughing, it's up to you, my man
泣くも笑うも己次第my man
naku mo warau mo onore shidai my man
Celebrate, be prepared for pity
祭ろ哀れも覚悟の上
matsuro aware mo kakugo no ue
Easy to get excited, baby, until you get the fire in your eyes
お気張りやすbaby火の目浴びるまで
o kibariyasu baby hi no me abiru made
Stubbornly, stubbornly, connecting the battlefield
べしやりぶりばり修羅場繋がり
beshi yari buri bari shuraba tsunawatari

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
The monster on the board is my friend
いたの上野魔物こいつは俺の友達
itano ueno mamono koitsu wa ore no tomodachi
With a big mouth open, waiting at the bottomless pit
大きな口を開けて待ち構えてる奈落底なし
ōkina kuchi o akete machikamae teru naraku sokonashi
He likes my swimming eyes, he likes my trembling hands
奴は俺の泳いだ目が好き震える手が好き
yatsu wa ore no oyoida me ga suki furueru te ga suki
He'll come to kill me whenever he has time, but that's fine
暇さえあれば俺を殺しに来るだけどそこが良い
hima sae areba ore o koroshi ni kurudakedo soko ga yoi

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Sometimes turning into a hopeless situation
時にどうしょうもない不足の事態に姿変えて
toki ni dō shōmonai fusoku no jitai ni sugata kaete
Sometimes turning into an air of indifference
時に反応もない知らけた空気に姿変えて
toki ni hannō mo nai shira keta kūki ni sugata kaete
Sometimes turning into nameless slander
時に名前もないひぼうや中傷に姿変えて
toki ni namae mo nai hibou ya chūshō ni sugata kaete
Sometimes turning into a serious celebration
時に生真面目な打ち上げ乗りに化けて
toki ni namaatatakai uchiwa nori ni bakete

Tension entwines around me
緊張がしたに絡みついて
kinchō ga shita ni karamitsuite
The rising tension burns my throat
上がったテンションが喉を焼く
agatta tension ga nodo o yaku
Anxiety robs the moisture from my body and tightens the ashes
焦りが体内の水分を奪い灰を締めつける
aseri ga tainai no suibun o ubai hai o shimetsukeru
Breathless, in trouble
息も絶え絶えヤベヤベ
iki mo taedae yabe yabe
I can't handle this
これじゃ身が持たね
kore ja mi ga motane
The daily training I want is the seed of my meal
見たいな日々の鍛錬が飯の種(を!)飯の種
mitaina hibi no tanren ga meshi no tane (wo!) meshi no tane

From A to Z, without mastering the craftsman
あからんからAからZまで匠に使いこなしなし
a kara n kara A kara Z made takumi ni tsukaikonashi
Look, if you don't use a strong coating, it will peel off
ほらやわなめっきじゃ剥がれ落ちまっさかさま
hora yawana mekki ja hagareochi massakasama
Settle down in his place
あいつの居の中に落ち着く
aitsu no i no naka ni osamaru
End up being manipulated as a frog in his place
居の中の蛙じゃ居のままに操られ終わる
i no naka no kawazu ja i no mama ni ayatsurareteowaru
Someday we'll tame the bad ones, we won't choose the means
いつか手懐ける悪いが俺ら手段は選ばね
itsuka tenazukeru waruiga orera shudan wa erabane

From the radio to late-night TV shows
例えばラジオから深夜のTV showまで
tatoeba radio kara shinya no TV show made
From abnormal characteristics
異常な特性から
ijōna tōkushō kara
To this usual stage
いつものこのステージ上まで
itsumo no kono sutēji jō made
Every day, holding the microphone with a sore throat and muscle pain
毎日ベロ、筋肉痛で握るマイクロフォン
mainichi bero, kinnikutsū de nigiru maikurofon
A pinball machine that sells like crazy, just like me
売れまくりのピンサロ上下俺ぐらいのもん
ure makuri no pinsaro jō ka ore gurai no mon

Who was waiting, it doesn't matter
誰が待っていたっていなくたって
dare ga matteita tte inakutatte
I can't stop anymore, I can't stop
もうやめられないやめられない
mō yamerarenai yamerarenai
Whatever happens, it's here again
何変だってまたここに
nan hen datte mata koko ni
I can't leave, I can't leave
離れられない離れられないぜ
hanare rarenai hanare rarenai ze
Up and down, repeatedly
up and down繰り返し
up and down kurikaeshi
Can't escape, can't escape
逃れられない逃れられない
nogare rarenai nogare rarenai
I knew it, it's here again
分かっていたってまたここに
wakatte itatte mata koko ni
I can't leave, I can't leave
離れられない離れられない
hanare rarenai hanare rarenai

There's a monster lurking on this board
この板の上には魔物が潜むぜ
kono ita no ue ni wa mamono ga hisomu ze
Digging through a mountain of corpses
死骸の山掻き分けて
shikabane no yama kakiwakete
Easy to get excited, baby, until you get the fire in your eyes
お気張りやすbaby火の目浴びるまで
o kibariyasu baby hi no me abiru made
Stubbornly, stubbornly, stubbornly
べしやりぶりばりぶりでい
beshi yari buribarieburidei

Your boring life is boring
つまらねお前の人生はつまらね
tsumarane omae no jinsei wa tsumarane
I've been told this by this guy all along until now
ずっとこいつに言われ続けてきた今の今まで
zutto koitsu ni iwa re tsudzukete kita ima no ima made
Your boring life is boring
つまらねお前の人生はつまらね
tsumarane omae no jinsei wa tsumarane
So I just kept sharpening the weapons in front of me
だから俺は手前にある武器ただ磨いてきただけ
dakara ore wa teme ni aru buki tada migaite kita dake
If it's my sensitivity, it's Ozaki
俺の感受性ならば尾崎(を!)
ore no kanjuseinaraba Ozaki (wo!)
If it's my worldview, it's flawless
世界観ならそこなし(uh!)
sekaikannara sokonashi (uh!)
Take, Mizutani, my partner Banami helps
Take(oh)、水谷(を)、馬並(え)の相棒が助太刀(oh yeah!)
Take (oh), mizutani (wo), umanami (eh) no aibō ga sukedachi (oh yeah!)
The wannabes of the past
いつかのwannabeが
itsuka no wannabe ga
If you look around, there are geniuses and tough guys everywhere
回り見れば天才に軽蔑につわものばかりさ
mawari mireba tensai ni kisai ni tsuwamono bakari sa
Today, somewhere, a young person will bloom
今日もまたどこかの若手がオラれる花っぱしら
kyōmomata dokoka no wakate ga ora reru hanappashira
The color timer starts to rise after the first and second parts
一、二部すりゃみのたけ尻なり出すカラータイマー
ichi, ni bu surya minotake shiri naridasu karātaimā
The wall that stands out for the middle-aged doesn't fill up with the top
中堅には反り立つ壁埋まらね上とのさ
chūken ni wa sori tatsu kabe umarane ue to no sa
The veteran is always being stabbed at the throat
あのベテランも喉元に突き立てられっぱなしの牙
ano beteran mo nodomoto ni wa tsukitaterareppanashi no kiba
I'll be nice to him in return
逆に可愛いがってやる
gyaku ni kawai gatte yaru
I'm Rokuro, the white husband
I'm a白夫の六五郎
I'm a shirafu no mutsugorō
Good, good, good, talking with a transparent belly as usual
よしよしよし腹透かしてる話しかけるいつものよう
yoshi yoshi yoshi hara sukashi teru hanashikakeru itsumo no yō
Boring! My life is boring
つまらね！俺の人生はつまらねか
tsumarane! Ore no jinsei wa tsumarane ka?
So leave everything here and be careful
ならば全部ここに置いてくから心してくらえ
Naraba zenbu koko ni oite kukara kokoroshite kurae

Who was waiting, it doesn't matter
誰が待っていたっていなくたって
dare ga matteita tte inakutatte
I can't stop anymore, I can't stop
もうやめられないやめられない
mō yamerarenai yamerarenai
Whatever happens, it's here again
何変だってまたここに
nan hen datte mata koko ni
I can't leave, I can't leave
離れられない離れられないぜ
hanare rarenai hanare rarenai ze
Up and down, repeatedly
up and down繰り返し
up and down kurikaeshi
Can't escape, can't escape
逃れられない逃れられない
nogare rarenai nogare rarenai
I knew it, it's here again
分かっていたってまたここに
wakatte itatte mata koko ni
I can't leave, I can't leave
離れられない離れられない
hanare rarenai hanare rarenai

There's a monster lurking on this board
この板の上には魔物が潜むぜ
kono ita no ue ni wa mamono ga hisomu ze
Digging through a mountain of corpses
死骸の山掻き分けて
shikabane no yama kakiwakete
Easy to get excited, baby, until you get the fire in your eyes
お気張りやすbaby火の目浴びるまで
o kibariyasu baby hi no me abiru made
Stubbornly, stubbornly, stubbornly
べしやりぶりばりぶりでい
beshi yari buribarieburidei
Crying or laughing, it's up to you, my man
泣くも笑うも己次第my man
naku mo warau mo onore shidai my man
Celebrate, be prepared for pity
祭ろ哀れも覚悟の上
matsuro aware mo kakugo no ue
Easy to get excited, baby, until you get the fire in your eyes
お気張りやすbaby火の目浴びるまで
o kibariyasu baby hi no me abiru made
Stubbornly, stubbornly, connecting the battlefield
べしやりぶりばり修羅場繋がり
beshi yari buri bari shuraba tsunawatari