Amigo Conductor

Driver Friend

Amigo Conductor

To all the driversA todos los conductores
Let my voice be your companyMi voz sirva de acompaña
When you're bouncingCuando vayan dando saltos
Over all the potholes in SpainPor to los baches de españa
And I tell Uncle CristobalY le digo al tío cristobal
Not to remember the wineQue no se acuerde del vino
Because Perico the other dayQue perico el otro día
Killed thirty pigsSe cargó treinta cochinos

Driver, be very carefulConductor ten mucha precaución
The blonde is dangerousLa rubia es peligrosa
And your mother-in-law and wife are waiting for youY te espera tu suegra y tu esposa
To make you pay for the TVPa que pagues el televisor
Driver, be very carefulConductor ten mucha precaución
Your enemy is behind youTu enemigo lo llevas detrás
Three kids ask you to make wayTe piden paso tres niños
With a six-cylinderCon uno de seis cilindros
That they just stoleQue lo acaban de robar

If a scoundrel crosses your pathSi te pasa algún tunante
Challenging the dangerQue el peligro desafía
Throw pliers at himLe tira los alicates
And break his gumsY le parte las encías
And if the day is longY si es larga la jornada
Never run awayNunca salgas de estampía
Because you'll arrive homePorque llegas a tu casa
With all the pistons blownCon toa las vielas fundías

Caution, driver friendPrecaución amigo conductor
There's a rookie comingPor allí viene un novato
He ran over a donkey and three catsSe ha cargao una burra y tres gato
And he's got them hooked on the hoodY los lleva enganchaos en el capó
Driver, be very carefulConductor ten mucha precaución
The ones from Saturday are coming this wayLos del sábado vienen pacá
Remember your kidsAcuérdate de tus niños
And buy them some locksY´cómprale unos pestillos
When passing through AlcaláAl pasar por alcalá

My parodyMi parodia
My driver friendMi amigo conductor
I dedicate my parody to youLe dedico mi parodia
If we crashSi nos damos el morrón
We'll meet in gloryNos veremos en la gloria
All wrapped in cottonTos envueltos en algodón