I Can't Stand Your Cousin

Little one, I don't even know how to start,
but we have to talk about this.
It's about your cousin and you already know,
and this has to end.

Because I don't know if I can stand it,
I want to be with you baby
and I can't stand your cousin, I swear
I can't stand her anymore.

She sits in the cinema between you and me,
and if she farts she starts laughing.
She eats sunflower seeds non-stop and throws the shells at me
and the truth, I believe
that this can't go on like this
you talk to your cousin
and tell her to let us live.

We go to the park...
your cousin comes along
it gets dark
and your cousin doesn't leave
and I just can't understand this girl,
how can someone be so annoying.
Damn!
The things we have to put up with.

We've told her a thousand times to get out of here,
to go live in Brazil.
Not to come to the cinema and she acts like nothing
if at least she paid for her ticket.

And your cousin is a lot of cousin
and she joins in on a round of Aspirins
you talk to her
tell her I can't stand her anymore.

To the pool... your cousin comes along
I'm sunbathing... and she splashes me
I just can't understand this girl,
how can someone be so annoying.
Damn!
The things we have to put up with
and the girl who doesn't leave
I can't stand your cousin... anymore...