La Gorda Trola

The Fat Slut

La Gorda Trola

Today is my birthdayHoy es mi cumpleaños
I'm not going to celebrate itNo voy a festejarlo
You know what happened last timeYa sabes lo que paso la otra vez

I was very youngEra muy chiquito
My dick hadn't grownNo me habia crecido el pito
and they gave me a Skatey me regalaron un Skate

I didn't know it was a jokeYo no sabia que era una joda
The Skate had a ropeEl Skate tenia una soga
I got on it, they pulled itYo me subi, tiraron de ella
Then I ran into herEntonces me tope con ella

She was a Fat Slut!Era una Gorda Trola!

Now she's chasing meAhora me persigue
She followed me to the CaribbeanMe siguio hasta el Caribe
How I want to kill herComo la quiero asesinar

I set a trap for herLe puse una trampa
But she was a bitchPero fue una garca
I can't get rid of her anymoreYa no me la puedo despegar

I only have one optionSolo me queda una opción
I have to make a choiceTengo que hacer una elección
Either I stay with that fat oneO me quedo con esa gorda
Or I swallow a bomb.O me trago una bomba.