Don't Touch My Chainsaw! (versión en español)

Don't Touch My Chainsaw! (spanish version)

Don't Touch My Chainsaw! (versión en español)

Touch my pizzaTocar mi pizza
Or gelatinO gelatina
It would provoke youTe provocaría
Instant deathUna muerte instantánea

If you touch my pizzaSi tocas mi pizza
I'm going to kill youTe voy a asesinar
Take your last breathDa tu último aliento
And meet with chanceY reúnete con el Chance

They like to annoy people, don't they?¿Les gusta molestar, verdad?
Pet, colors, hateMascota, colores, odiar
Today you'll be the bitchHoy tú serás la perra
And I, who will take you for a walk?Y yo quien te paseará

Your head is on the groundTu cabeza está en el suelo
And your team is very far awayY tu equipo está muy lejos
It's a shame to know that you were an elliotEs una pena saber que tú eras un Elliot

Is today your birthday?¿Hoy es tu cumple?
Well, I forgotPues yo me olvidé
To fix itPa' remediarlo
I'm going to hack you to pieces with a macheteVoy a machetearte

Do I scare you?¿Miedo yo te doy?
That's not trueEso no es verdad
It makes me happyEs que a mí me alegra
Seeing you cry for meVerte por mí llorar

Trapped in the freezerAtrapado en el freezer
I'll be a barUna barra seré
I really don't know where I'm goingRealmente no sé adónde voy
But I will go far awayPero lejos iré

Trapped among idiotsAtrapado entre idiotas
They want to stun meQue me quieren stunnear
But it's Friday the 13thPero es Viernes 13
So they're going to find outAsí que se van a enterar

Just rememberSolo recuerda
Touch my pizzaTocar mi pizza
It's a gunshotEs un balazo
Right on the headEn la cabecita

If I don't calm downSi no me calmo
I'll go crazyLoco me pondré
What am I doing writing this?¿Qué hago escribiendo esto
During school hours?En la hora del cole?

That chicken wasn't wiseEse pollo no fue sabio
Much less necessaryMucho menos necesario
But what a bad sword strikePero qué mal espadazo
Get out of here, noobRetírate ya, noob

Your bones creak very slowlyTus huesos crujen muy lento
And now I break your shieldY ahora tu escudo yo quiebro

The best thing would beLo mejor sería
Consider yourself deadQue te des por muerto
SillyTonto

If you see my eyesSi ves mis ojos
You won't escapeNo te escaparás
It's not my hitboxNo es mi hitbox
You only play badlyTú solo juegas mal

If you touch my pizzaSi tocas mi pizza
I'm going toTe voy a
Murder youAsesinar

Take your last breathDa tu último aliento
And pray to the one aboveY rézale al de arriba

Trapped in the freezerAtrapado en el freezer
I'll be a barUna barra seré
I really don't know where I'm goingRealmente no sé adónde voy
But I will go far awayPero lejos iré

Trapped among idiotsAtrapado entre idiotas
They want to stun meQue me quieren stunear
But today is Friday 13Pero es viernes 13
So they're going toAsí que se van a
Find outEnterar