Makes Me Smile

An apple pie
A bright blue sky
A breezy meadow in July
An ice cream bar
A shooting star
The sound of a steel guitar

(That is wonderful)

I love the sound of rain
Wearing a hat and cane
Tiffany window panes - lovely to see
Frost on a window sill
The feel of a dollar bill
Vacations in Brazil fill me with glee!

These are all the little things that make me smile
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile
Everybody knows the holocaust was a lie
So let's sing about the things we like and don't be shy!

(...Wait, what was that about the holocaust?)

A strip of lace, a pretty face,
Eugenics really makes the case
Counting sheeps, and froggy leaps,
Touching Harold inappropriately while he sleeps!

(Hey!)

I love the feel of a grain
The screams of a man in pain
Blood coming down like rain, showering me!
That everlasting thrill, during the final kill
Body dumped in a landfill, got off scot-free!

These are all the little things that make me smile
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile
One day I will eat your brain and it'll be great!
So let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate...