Un Burdo Rumor

A Crude Rumor

Un Burdo Rumor

I don't know your scales, therefore, you are very ownerNo sé tus escalas, por lo tanto, eres muy dueña
Going around saying that I have it too smallDe ir por ahí diciendo que la tengo muy pequeña
Its size is not there, to be honestNo está su tamaño, en honor a la verdad
Outside the law of relativityFuera de la ley de la relatividad
And, although strictly speakingY, aunque en rigor
It's not betterNo es mejor
For being older or youngerPor ser mayor o menor
It is certainly a crude rumorCiertamente es un burdo rumor

But as I see that because you are so nosyPero como veo que por ser tú tan cotilla
It goes from mouth to mouth and is the talk of the townVa de boca en boca y es la comidilla
Instead of hiding it like an ostrich wouldEn vez de esconderla como haría el avestruz
I take my measures, let there be lightTomo mis medidas, hágase la luz
And, although strictly speakingY, aunque en rigor
It's not betterNo es mejor
For being older or youngerPor ser mayor o menor
I have made a survey around meUna encuesta he hecho a mi alrededor

Thirteen interested parties responded to this surveyTrece interesadas respondieron a esta encuesta
Of which one does not know, does not answerDe la cuales una no sabe, no contesta
And what about the other twelve? Division as you will see¿Y de en la otras doce? División como veréis
Half of them turned against me, that is, sixSe me puso en contra la mitad, es decir, seis
And, although strictly speakingY, aunque en rigor
It's not betterNo es mejor
For being older or youngerPor ser mayor o menor
Another six are frankly in favorOtras seis francamente a favor

And if there were reproaches, they were, in shortY si hubo reproches fueron, en resumen
For its performance, not its volumePor su rendimiento, no por su volumen
And the praises that there were also a lotY las alabanzas que también hubo un montón
They must be attributed to a fourth dimensionHay que atribuirlas a una cuarta dimensión
And, although strictly speakingY, aunque en rigor
It's not betterNo es mejor
For being older or youngerPor ser mayor o menor
I guess sometimes I'm very reliableA que a veces soy muy cumplidor

My wife even said: Although I preferMi mujer incluso dijo: Aunque prefiero
As you already know, the gardener'sComo tú ya sabes, la del jardinero
In case you're interested, say that you're on parPor si te interesa, pon que estáis a la par
Only yours is much less familiarSolo que la suya es mucho menos familiar
And, although strictly speakingY, aunque en rigor
It's not betterNo es mejor
For being older or youngerPor ser mayor o menor
He never forgets to bring me a flowerNunca olvida traerme una flor

It is miserable, sordid, and I would even say gloomyEs mísero, sórdido, y aún diría tétrico
Submit everything to the metric systemSometerlo todo al sistema métrico
Don't be on your period longer than is naturalNo estés con la regla más de lo que es natural
I assure you girl that this can be fatalTe aseguro chica que eso puede ser fatal
And, although strictly speakingY, aunque en rigor
It's not worseNo es peor
For being older or youngerPor ser mayor o menor
If I were you, I would consult the doctorYo, que tú, consultaba al doctor
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