YAPEKREDITO

YAPEKREDITO

YAPEKREDITO

I got in debt with Yape creditMe endeudé con Yape credito
If I hit my grandpa, it makes a loud soundSi le pego a mi abuelo suena estrepito
I smoke and I'm unfaithful, they call me ChespiroFumo y soy infiel, me dicen Chespiro
Open up, I'm your doctorAbre el ano, soy tu médico

The bum has a deep voiceEl vagabundo tiene garganta profunda
Yesterday I stole a caramandungaAyer robé una caramandunga
I lost my grandma's pension betting on dog racesPerdí la pensión de mi abuela en carreras de perros
And if my buddy sees a trannyY si mi causa ve un travesti

If he gets tough (really tough)Si se pone fierro (recontra fierro)
And has his burial (and me too)Y hace su entierro (y yo También)
And does hisY hace su-

Ba-Bartolito was a rooster who lived so happyBa-Bartolito era un gallo que vivía muy feliz
Because when the sun came up, he always sang like thisPorque cuando amanecia él siempre cantaba así
I hate you Bartolito because you moaned like thatTe odio Bartolito porque gemías así
I hate the Metropolitano, the ATU, and the punksOdio al Metropolitano, a la ATU y a los chamos

That damn aunt better not go out to make her broaster earlyQue la tía de mierda no salga a hacer su broaster temprano
To the collector of the chosicanoAl cobrador del chosicano
And not have my cash in handY no tener mi plata en mano
BecausePorque

I got in debt with Yape creditMe endeudé con Yape credito
If I hit my grandpa, it makes a loud soundSi le pego a mi abuelo suena estrepito
I smoke and I'm unfaithful, they call me ChespiroFumo y soy infiel, me dicen Chespiro
Open up, I'm your doctorAbre el ano, soy tu médico

The bum has a deep voiceEl vagabundo tiene garganta profunda
Yesterday I stole a caramandungaAyer robé una caramandunga
My tip no longer pointsMi punta ya no apunta
But it still thumpsPero retumba

Catching in the background with Zumba choreographyCachando de fondo con las coreografias de Zumba
My hill no longer shinesMi cerro ya no alumbra
I'll hold a meetingHaré una junta
So my future kid can be a cumbia singerPa' que mi futuro hijo sea un cantante de cumbia

(I forgot you)(Ya te olvidé)
Fuck your auntConcha de tu tía
That's a lieEso es mentira
I don't forget you, you banditNo te olvido a ti, bandida

Bite mePegamé una mordida
Only if you don't have AIDSSolo si no tienes Sida
Better come to my kitchenMejor ven a mi cocina
Even though I have no foodAunque no tengo comida

I had so much Ajinomen for dinnerCené tanto Ajinomen
That I've lost the tasteQue ya perdí el sabor
My fetish isn't feetMi fetiche no son pies
It's getting it on in the elevatorEs darte en el ascensor

Better I'll take youMejor yo te llevaré
To a $15 hotelA un hotel de 15 So
BecausePorque

I got in debt with Yape creditMe endeudé con Yape credito
If I hit my grandpa, it makes a loud soundSi le pego a mi abuelo suena estrepito
I smoke and I'm unfaithful, they call me ChespiroFumo y soy infiel, me dicen Chespiro
Open up, I'm your doctorAbre el ano, soy tu médico

The bum has a deep voiceEl vagabundo tiene garganta profunda
Yesterday I stole a caramandungaAyer robé una caramandunga
I lost my grandma's pension betting on dog racesPerdí la pensión de mi abuela en carreras de perros
And if my buddy sees a trannyY si mi causa ve un travesti

If he gets tough (really tough)Si se pone fierro (recontra fierro)
And has his burial (with me, just kidding)Y hace su entierro (conmigo, no, mentira)
And has his burialY hace su entierro

(Stop eating those guys or')(Deja de comerte cabros o')
(Jesunando, singing)(Jesunando, cantando)
(We'll be rhyming soon)(Pronto 'tamo rimando)