If Santa Were My Daddy

If Santa were my daddy, I'd be good every single day of the year!
I bet you think I couldn't do it, yeah I could
with such a jolly gentleman so near.
I'd always try to be the kind of boy Santa'd want his son to be.
Helpful and friendly, 'specially when he had his twinkling eye on me!

I would dress exactly like my daddy, I would learn to laugh his ho-ho-hos!
Maybe he would even teach me how to fly
by laying a finger aside of my nose.

And maybe I would grow a snow white beard,
and try to learn to turn with a jerk.
Then finally when all the Clauses disappear,
my daddy would retire from his work.
And I would be the one to take his place,
spreading all the Christmas joy.
I'd be more than willing, wow would it be thrilling!
If only I were Santa's boy!

And I would be the one to take his place,
spreading all the Christmas joy.
I'd be more than willing, wow would it be thrilling!
If only I were Santa's boy!

Santa's boy.... Santa's boy.... Santa's boy....