Eu Sou Monobola

I Only Have One Ball

Eu Sou Monobola

I only have one ball, people bully me at schoolEu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —allTodo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola
I only have one ball, people bully me at schoolEu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —allTodo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola

Ever since I was born, I've had this one recurring thoughtDesde que eu nasci, tinha um pensamento recorrente
My friends had two of them, why was I different?Meus amigos tinham duas, por que eu sou diferente?
My parents didn't explain it to me, they were too embarrassed toOs meus pais não explicavam, tinham vergonha de falar
And I grew up with that doubt, not knowing how to deal with itE eu cresci com essa dúvida, sem saber como lidar

Then I got older and understood what'd happenedEntão fiquei mais velho e entendi o que aconteceu
I was born defective, it was a punishment from GodEu nasci defeituoso, foi um castigo de Deus
I only have one ball, and that is my curseSó tenho uma bola, e essa é minha maldição
And at school everybody makes fun of me for my conditionE na escola, todos zombam pela minha condição

I only have one ball, people bully me at schoolEu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —allTodo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola
I only have one ball, people bully me at schoolEu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —allTodo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola

But one day I had enough and decided to fight backMas um dia cansei e decidi revidar
It's not one less ball that will get me humiliatedNão é a falta de uma bola que vai me humilhar
I only have one ball, but at least it's bigSó tenho um ovo, mas pelo menos é grande
Your mom, that fat bitch, looks like an elephantSua mãe, que é uma gorda, parece um elefante

There's nothing wrong with being differentNão há nada de errado em ser diferente
Lula has one finger missing and became presidentO Lula não tem um dedo e virou presidente
Saci only has one leg and is a badassO Saci não tem uma perna e ele é muito foda
So what's the issue with only having one ball?Então, qual é o problema em ser monobola?

I only have one ball, people bully me at schoolEu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —allTodo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola
I only have one ball, people bully me at schoolEu sou monobola, sofro bullying na escola
Everybody ignores me because I only have one ball, —allTodo mundo me ignora porque eu sou monobola, —ola

A lot of famous people were born with only one ballMuita gente famosa nasceu com um só ovo
And that's no reason for disgustE isso não é motivo pra nenhum desgosto
I'll give you some examples that will blow your mindVou te dar alguns exemplos que vão te surpreender
How one missing ball doesn't affect youComo a falta de um ovo não afeta você

Arnold Schwarzenegger (only has one ball!)Arnold Schwarzenegger (é monobola!)
Napoléon Bonapart (only has one ball!)Napoleão Bonaparte (é monobola!)
Cristiano Ronaldo (only has one ball!)Cristiano Ronaldo (é monobola!)
And Michael Jackson? (Only has one ball!)E o Michael Jackson? (Também é monobola!)
Wait, I think I'm forgetting to include someonePera, acho que eu tô esquecendo de alguém nessa lista
Oh, but of course!Há, mas é claro!
It's AdolfÉ o Adolf

I only have one ball, I bully people at schoolEu sou monobola, faço bullying na escola
Everybody loves me because I only have one ball, —allTodo mundo me adora porque eu sou monobola, —ola
I only have one ball, I bully people at schoolEu sou monobola, faço bullying na escola
Everybody loves me because I only have one ball, —allTodo mundo me adora porque eu sou monobola, —ola