Tarzan

Tarzan

Tarzan

He walks along the beachEl camina por la playa
Women faintLas mujeres se desmayan
Who is he? TarzanQuien es? Tarzan
Who is he? TarzanQuien es? Tarzan

He walks very clumsilyEl camina muy trabado
And feels admiredY se siente admirado
Who is he? TarzanQuien es? Tarzan
Who is he? TarzanQuien es? Tarzan

His arms dynamiteSus brazos dinamita
His legs dynamiteSus piernas dinamita
His back dynamiteSu espalda dinamita
But his fuse is very shortPero su mecha muy cortita

And if someone looks strangeY si alguien mira raro
He insults them and acts toughEl lo insulta y se hace el malo
Who is he? TarzanQuien es? Tarzan
Who is he? TarzanQuien es? Tarzan

He has the worst vicesTiene vicios, los peores
His women, the bestSus mujeres, las mejores
Who is he? TarzanQuien es? Tarzan
Who is he? TarzanQuien es? Tarzan

His arms dynamiteSus brazos dinamita
His legs dynamiteSus piernas dinamita
His back dynamiteSu espalda dinamita
But his fuse is very shortPero su mecha muy cortita

Crying in the bathroomLlorando en el baño
I found TarzanMe encontré a tarzan
I searched between his legsBuscaba entre sus piernas
For something to findAlgo que encontrar

He looked at me enviouslyMe miraba con envidia
When I went to peeCuando fui a orinar
I said, 'Who are you, sissy?'Le dije mariquita quien sos?
Tarzan, TarzanTarzan, tarzan

His arms dynamiteSus brazos dinamita
His legs dynamiteSus piernas dinamita
His back dynamiteSu espalda dinamita
But his fuse is very shortPero su mecha muy cortita