Wet Rat

Rato Molhado

Little tumbler, ham, and jugTumberito, jamón y porrón
(Look at that, how far it’s come!)(Mirá vos, que tan lejos llegó!)
One more shot of bourbonVa por un golpe más de bourbon
And off to Ireland Square to show offY a la plaza Irlanda a guapear

Drenched in jungle vibesRociado con kenso jungle
Shaped by inter-novaMoldeado por inter-nova

Breakfast in bed with GodDesayuno en la cama con Dios
For the chipper dude he is!Para el chino chipero que es!
Always playing like he’s killing it with loveJuega siempre a que mata de amor
(Choker of blood running fast!)(Gargantilla de sangre veloz!)

His face is so expressiveSu cara es tan expresiva
With his brand new bootsCon el par de sus botas nuevas

With his Goliath vibesCon sus curdas de goliath
And his pores bursting with hormonesY sus poros brotando hormonas
With girls all over him, he’s happy!Con bebas empalas que lo acarician ¡es feliz!

The hits don’t hurt muchLos tiras no duelen mucho
(He knows they just burn)(Él sabe que solo arden)

Let’s get the conga going, laughter, and bellsMeta conga, risas y cascabel
With a dry sleeve up his noseCon la manga seca su nariz

Mandinga puts him like thisMandinga lo pone así
Sinister but kindSiniestro pero gentil
A shadow like a Chinese ghostUna sombra chinesca
That dazzles his deathQue encandila a su muerte
And then he’s goneY se va