Chorrada Militar

Military Nonsense

Chorrada Militar

When I was a little kid, I played non-stop;Cuando era chavalín jugaba sin parar;
had little dolls to stomp on top.tenía muñequitos para pisotear.
Heroically defending a stinky place:Defendían heroicos un fétido lugar:
the pathetic country where they sent them to disgrace.el patético país donde los fueron a cagar.
"Let's see, assholes, all in line!"¡A ver cabrones, todos en fila!
one, two, three,un, dos, tres,
one step forward, sissies!un pasito pa lante ¡maricas!"

You did your military service, why?, you know,Hiciste la mili, ¿por qué?, tú sabrás,
That year of your life you'll never see.Ese año de tu vida ya nunca lo verás.
You could have refused to star inPudiste negarte a protagonizar
that tragicomic military nonsense.aquella tragicómica chorrada militar.
Ratatatata.Ratatatata.

military nonsense, sillinesstontería militar, bobada
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military clowning, foolishnesspayasada militar, tontuna
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military nonsensetontería militar
silliness militarybobada militar
military clowningpayasada militar
foolishness militarytontuna militar
foolish soldier, idiottonto militar, bobo
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military Rambo, military clownrambo militar, miliki
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foolish soldiertonto militar
idiot soldierbobo militar
military Ramborambo militar
military clownmiliki militar

And the pain of pains,Y la brasa de las brasas,
let's not fool ourselves,no nos vamos a engañar,
are the sad little stories of military service:son las tristes batallitas del servicio militar:
don't know about the guard post,no sé qué de la garita,
don't know about being drunk...no sé qué de que ibas pedo...
haven't heard anything in a while,hace rato que no oigo nada,
because I couldn't care less.porque a mí me importa un bledo.

Exaggerated beatings, unique bore,Hiperbólico palizas, pelmazo singular,
brags about how tough they had it.alardea de lo chungo que se lo han hecho pasar.
And no matter how much we yawn with huge gestures,Y por más que bostecemos con enormes aspavientos,
he'll keep annoying us with his sergeant stories:seguirá porculizando con su historia del sargento:
"you're all homosexuals!"¡sois todos unos homosexuales!
I want to see those buckles cleaner¡Quiero ver esas hebillas más limpias
than my service record!que mi hoja de servicios!
Shitty hippies!"¡Jipis de mierda!"

Marines of the balls, what's your deal?Marines de los huevos, vosotros ¿de qué vais?
you're the dumbest and most stupid thing around.sois la cosa más idiota y más estúpida que hay.
Being a primate can be forgiven,Que seas un primate se puede perdonar,
but feeling proud is just sad.que te sientas orgulloso es para llorar.