Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

If you don't know how to speak, stop making things upSi no sabes hablar, deja de inventar
No more words you can't even pronounceYa no más palabras que no sabes ni pronunciar
Your Spanish is bad, it's brokenEstás mal tu español, rompido está
What a disgusting channelQué asquerura de canal
YeahYeah

I don't know Rick, it seems fakeNo lo sé Rick, parece falso

Let's start with a Spanish lessonVamos a empezar con una lección de español
How to confuse the articlesCómo confundir los artículos
You say it's 'la agua' when it's 'el agua'Tú dices que es la agua y es el agua
Learn how to use themApréndelos a utilizar
YeahYeah

Your voice is a bit irritating, no one can stand itTu voz irrita un poco, nadie la puede aguantar
You're exaggerated, I'll follow another channelEres exagerada, mejor sigo a otro canal

And stay today, let's laugh and playY quédate hoy, vamos a reír y a jugar
I want to give you happinessYo quiero darte felicidad
I'll always stay until the endYo me quedaré siempre hasta el final
With my 'landitos' and 'landitas'Con mis landitos y landitas

Back off hatersBack off haters

From all the subs I have, half of them are botsFrom all the subs I have, half of them are bots
Oh my GodOh por Dios
It's better when I sing in my mother tongueIt's better when I sing in my mother tongue
Oh my goshOh my gosh
Come dream and enjoy, your dreams come trueVen a soñar y a disfrutar, tus sueños se hacen realidad
YeahYeah

Overacted little girl, why don't you learn to speakNiñita sobreactuada, por qué no aprendes a hablar
You sleep with stuffed animals, you're not a baby anymoreTú duermes con peluches, ya no eres baby no más

And stay today, let's laugh and playY quédate hoy, vamos a reír y a jugar
I want to give you happinessYo quiero darte felicidad
I'll always stay until the endYo me quedaré siempre hasta el final
With my 'landitos' and 'landitas'Con mis landitos y landitas

Come, let's paint the cityVen, vamos a pintar la ciudad
With the magic you have to giveDe la magia que tienes para dar
I am Mimi and this is Mimi LandYo, soy Mimi y esto es Mimi Land

Never too small to shine like all the starsNever too small to shine like all the stars

(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Mimi Land, it's Mimi Land)(Mimi Land, it's Mimi Land)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Mimi Land, I'm Mimi Land)(Mimi Land, soy Mimi Land)

And stay today, let's laugh and playY quédate hoy, vamos a reír y a jugar
I want to give you happinessYo quiero darte felicidad
I'll always stay until the endYo me quedaré siempre hasta el final
With my 'landitos' and 'landitas'Con mis landitos y landitas

Come, let's paint the cityVen, vamos a pintar la ciudad
With the magic you have to giveDe la magia que tienes para dar
I am Mimi and this is Mimi LandYo soy Mimi y esto es Mimi Land

Never too small to shine like all the starsNever too small to shine like all the stars