I Ship It

I got this feeling at like three am
While watching Netflix
I drew some porny fanart
And I wrote some smutty fanfic

Can't help it, I just think that they
Would make such a good pair
In canon they have never met

I don't care, I ship it
I don't care

I know that they are siblings
But I think there's something more
If she weren't dating that guy
They'd be banging, I am sure

The third scene in episode four
Come on, look at him stare
Twincest can't really be that bad

I don't care, I ship it
I don't care

You're on the canon ground
I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war
Don't care if I get hate

Don't like my pairings, well
Then you can hit the bricks
This is my OTP
I'll go down with this ship!

I ship it!
I ship it!

They keep on saying they're not gay
But yeah I really doubt that
This can't just be a bromance
Who would write a show about that?

I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear
Don't tell me I need to calm down

I don't care, I ship it
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it
I don't care, I ship it
I don't care

You're on the canon ground
I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war
Don't care if I get hate

Don't like my pairings
Well, then you can hit the bricks
This is my OTP
I'll go down with this ship!

I don't care, I ship it
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it
I don't care, I ship it
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it
I don't care
I ship it