Harry Potter In 99 Seconds

There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar.
Harry, you're a wizard!

Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.

Rony breaks his wand, now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber.

Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man
And now the prisioner is at large.
They use time travel so they can save the prisioner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather
I don't really get either.

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids. Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed, he's back!

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary, Voldemort's back
You're a revolutionary Harry.
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school, Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool. Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be.

Split your soul, seven parts of a whole
They're Horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's end!

There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath.