Lambada Ranma

Lambada Ranma

Lambada Ranma

In our Tenjou Tenge Dojo, a strange building
うちの天道道場異相楼
Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou
Ranma and the others~ training at the cursed springs
らんまつら～い修行の呪泉郷
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
Truly a tragedy! When splashed with water
まさに悲劇！水をかぶると
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo kaburu to
They turn into women, what a ridiculous condition
女になっちゃうふざけた体質
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane's fiancé
あかねの許婚
Akane no iinazuke!

Ranma: 'You ain't cute at all'
らんま「おめぇ可愛くねぇんだよ
Ranma "Omee kawaiku nee n' da yo"
Akane: 'This ain't a joke'
あかね「冗談じゃねぇわよ
Akane "Joudan ja nee wa yo
No way I'd accept such a pervert
あんな変態、お断りよ
Anna hentai, o-kotowari yo"
Genma: 'Hmm, where should I start'
げんま「うーむ、何から話せば良いのやら
Genma "Uumu, nani kara hanaseba yoi no yara
Ranma, 'I'll kill you' Shampoo
らんま、殺す」シャンプー
"Ranma, korosu" Shanpuu

Ranma: 'What the hell are you doing'
らんま「てめぇ、何しやがる
Ranma "Temee, nani shi-yagaru!"
Kuno: 'They call me the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High'
くのう「人呼んで、風林館高校の青い風
Kunou "Hito yonde, Furinkan Koukou no aoi kazuchi"
Soun: 'Let me explain, Ranma-kun'
そうん「説明してもらおうが、らんまくん
Soun "Setsumei shite moraou ga, Ranmma-kun?"
Ohohohoho' Kodachi
おーほほほほほほほほほ」こだち
"O---ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-" Kodachi

Mousse: 'Are you trying to copy my techniques, huh'
むーす「おらの技を、手品呼ばやりする気か
Muusu "Ora no waza wo, tejina yobayari suru ki ka"
Cologne: 'You're somewhat capable, son-in-law'
おばば「婿殿、多少は出来るようじゃの
Obaba "Muko-dono, tashou wa dekiru yoo ja no"
Happosai: 'Hahaha, Akane's panties
はっぽうさい「はははー、あかねちゃんのパンティー
Happousai "Ha-ha-haa- Akane-Chan no panti-!
V, V!' Ryoga
ぶいー、ぶきー！」りょうが
"Buii-, buki-!" Ryouga

In our Tenjou Tenge Dojo, a strange building
うちの天道道場異相楼
Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou
Ranma and the others~ training at the cursed springs
らんまつら～い修行の呪泉郷
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
Truly a tragedy! When splashed with water
まさに悲劇！水をかぶると
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo kaburu to
They turn into women, what a ridiculous condition
女になっちゃうふざけた体質
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane's fiancé
あかねの許婚
Akane no iinazuke!

Customers, this way. The legendary cursed springs
お客さん、ここよ。伝説の呪泉郷
O-kyaku-san, koko yo. Densetsu no Jusenkyou
Customers, you like strange things
お客さん、ものすきね
O-kyaku-san, monosuki ne
It's very dangerous, so no one should use this cursed spring anymore
たいへん危機なので、もう誰でも使ってないのよ、この呪泉郷
Taihen kiki na no de, mou dare demo tsukate 'nai no yo, kono Jusenkyou

Oh, customers, what are you doing
あー、お客さん何をするね
A-, o-kyaku-san nani wo suru ne!
It's a big mess if you fall into the spring
泉に落ちたら大変よ
Izumi ni ochitara taihen yo
Oh no, I've fallen into Nyannichuan
あいやー、にゃんにちゅあんに落ちてしまった
Aiyaa-, Nyannichuan ni ochite shimata!

Nyannichuan, where a young girl drowned 1500 years ago
にゃんにちゅあんは千五百年前若い娘が溺れた
Nyannichuan wa sengohyaku-nen mae wakai musume ga oboreta
There's a tragic legend there
悲劇的伝説があるのだよ
Higeki-teki densetsu ga aru no da yo!
Since then, anyone who drowns there
以来そこで溺れたもの、みな
Irai soko de oboreta mono, mina
Turns into the form of a young girl, a demonic spring
若い子の姿になってしまう魔人的泉
Wakai ko no sugata ni nate shimau majinai-teki izumi
Look, they've turned into kids
ほら見ろ、子になってしまった
Hora miro, ko ni nate shimata

Ranma: 'Even if I have to sacrifice my life
らんま「命は捨てても
Ranma "Inochi wa sutete mo
I wasn't willing to give up being a man'
男を捨てる気はなかったわい
Otoko wo suteru ki wa nakatta wai!"
Ryoga: 'Where is Furinkan High'
りょうが「風林館高校はどこだ
Ryouga "Furinkan Koukou wa doko da?"
Kasumi: 'It's breakfast time, Mr. Saotome'
かすみ「早乙女おじさま、朝ご飯ですよー
Kasumi "Saotome-Ojisama, asagohan desu yoo"
Genma
げんま
"............" Genma

Shampoo: 'Ranma, you better take responsibility'
シャンプー「らんま、責任取るよろし
Shanpuu "Ranma, sekinin toru yoroshi"
Cologne: 'A hundred years of training, hahaha'
おばば「立てに百年一練は、ははー
Obaba "Tate ni hyaku-nen ilitoran wa, ha-ha-"
Nabiki: 'You're not off the hook, big sister
なびき「フォーローになってないわよ、お姉ちゃん
Nabiki "Fooroo ni natte nai wa yo, oneechan"
There, there, there' Akane
よしよし、よし」あかね
"Yoshi yoshi, yoshi" Akane

Kuno: 'You're too familiar with Akane'
くのう「貴様あかねくんに対してなれなれしい
Kunou "Kisamam Akane-Kun ni taishite narenareshii"
Everyone: 'Your friend was rude'
さんぜんいん「連れが、失礼したね
Sanzen'in "Tsure ga, shitsurei shita ne"
Azusa: 'Charlotte belongs to Azusa'
あずさ「シャルロットはあずさちゃんのものですわ
Azusa "Sharurotto wa Azusa-Chan no mono desu wa"
V, V!' P-chan
ぶいー、ぶきー！」ぴーちゃん
"Buii-, buki-!" P-Chan

But when Akane smiles, she's cute
だけどあかね笑うと可愛いよ
Da kedo Akane Warau to kawaii yo

In our Tenjou Tenge Dojo, a strange building
うちの天道道場異相楼
Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou
Ranma and the others~ training at the cursed springs
らんまつら～い修行の呪泉郷
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
Truly a tragedy! When splashed with water
まさに悲劇！水をかぶると
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo kaburu to
They turn into women, what a ridiculous condition
女になっちゃうふざけた体質
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane's fiancé! 'Don't decide on your own
あかねの許婚！「勝手に決めるなよ
Akane no iinazuke! "Katte ni kimeru na yo!"
Akane's fiancé! 'It's annoying
あかねの許婚！「迷惑だわ
Akane no iinazuke! "Meiwaku da wa!"
Akane's fiancé
あかねの許婚
Akane no iinazuke!