Lambona (Parodia de Smart)

Suck-Up (Parody of Smart)

Lambona (Parodia de Smart)

But look at that suck-upPero mira que lambona
Look at that suck-upMira que lambona
I didn't ask you thatEso no te pregunté
Shut your mouth, dudeCierra ya el hocico wey

I already fell for the trapYa fallé en la trampa
Copy and paste, enoughCopio y pego, basta
Does the teacher not get that¿La profe no entiende que
This stuff is so damn hard?Esta vaina tan difícil es?

What happened to me?¿Qué me pasó?
I admitted I copy a lotSi yo admití que copio mucho
She takes away the correctorMe quita el corrector
And I totally messed up the paper with a penY re cagué la hoja con lapicero

What a trip, my-my-my-my-missQue volada que es la mi-mi-mi-mi-miss
Shut it, shh shh shh shh shhMetida calla shh shh shh shh shh
She’s such a gossip with my momSe pasa de chismosa con mi mamá
Saying I copied the test, the nerveQue le copie el examen, la descara'

Silence my-my-my-my-missSilencien a la mi-mi-mi-mi-miss
Shut your mouth, shh shh shh shh shhCierra el pico shh shh shh shh shh
I already told my mom how nosy they areYa le conté a mi ma' qué tan sapitas son

But look at that suck-upPero mira que lambona
Look at that suck-upMira que lambona
I didn't ask you thatEso no te pregunté
Shut your mouth, dudeCierra ya el hocico wey

I already fell for the trapYa fallé en la trampa
Copy and paste, enoughCopio y pego, basta
Does the teacher not get that¿La profe no entiende que
This stuff is so damn hard?Esta vaina tan difícil es?

Girl, I saw myself on TroomTroomChica, me vi en TroomTroom
What a laugh, I’m crazy, my life is wildQué risa, yo estoy cucú, mi vida loquita
And crazier youY más loca tú
You threw yourself under the bus as a liarTe lanzaste sola de mentirosa

I didn’t get what my-my-my-my-miss saidYo no le entendí a la mi-mi-mi-mi-miss
What a drag, shh shh shh shh shhQué pereza shh shh shh shh shh
What good is it to divide by a thousandDe qué me servirá dividir por mil
The sine of forty and cry over pi?El seno de cuarenta y llorar por pi

I’m about to pee, my-my-my-my-miss'Toy que me orino mi-mi-mi-mi-miss
I don’t get it, shh shh shh shh shhYo no entiendo shh shh shh shh shh
My butt is so flat from sittingMi nalga está tan aplasta' de estar senta'

But look at that suck-upPero mira que lambona
Look at that suck-upMira que lambona
I didn't ask you thatEso no te pregunté
Shut your mouth, dudeCierra ya el hocico we

I already fell for the trapYa fallé en la trampa
Copy and paste, enoughCopio y pego, basta
That girl annoys me, dudeEsa morra me harta we
Take away the internet, you suck-up babyEl internet ya quítenle, sos lambona baby

I’m neither proud nor regretfulNo estoy orgullosa ni arrepentida
I do this to get out of the messEsto lo hago para salir de la ruina
I need grades to be ableNecesito grades pa' poder
To graduateGraduarme
And get a job to buy myself a yachtY conseguir chamba pa' comprarme un yate

Zero talent, less intellectTalento cero, intelecto menos
But a trick that won’t leave me even in dreamsPero una maña que no se me quita ni en sueños
Everything I want, you put at stakeTodo lo que quiero, usted lo puso en juego
Why are you so nosy if I know you’re full of it?¿Por qué anda de metida si yo sé que se la pelo?

Party at my placeFiesta en mi casa
I finished the trapYa acabé la trampa
Why study if I can copy?¿Para qué estudiar si me copio?
If my thesis project is just ChatGPTSi mi taller de grado solo es ChatGPT
I know I devoured you, shut up, shut upSé que te devoré, calla, calla

I’m dumb but very boldSoy bruta pero muy audaz
Cheap but sharpNaca pero perspicaz
Airhead but I live in peaceSonsa pero vivo en paz
I copied from the nerd and in four months I’m graduatingLe copié a la nerd y en cuatro meses soy graduando

It was the teacher Marta, MartaFue la Marta profe, Marta
So annoying, enoughTan castrosa, basta
I compared the answersLas respuestas comparé
Let her fail the year alreadyQue pierda el año de una vez

I didn’t fall for the trapNo fallé en la trampa
Copy and paste, enoughCopio y pego, basta
Even in art I messed upHasta en arte me mamé
I stole my drawings.Mis dibujos yo los robé