Zippergate

Subjugating the underclass, binding their morality, overwhelming irony
Presidential rhetoric, tapping into biases, leery of lower-class sexuality
Wealthy class mentality, demand responsibility, engaged in promiscuity
Consciously harsh welfare reform, snatching alms from impoverished moms
Putting millions in poverty
Moralistic hypocrisy
Presidential fallacy
Moralistic hypocrisy
Presidential fallacy