Milanesa de Pija

Dick Schnitzel

Milanesa de Pija

Tonight there isEsta noche hay
Dick schnitzelMilanesa de pija

Today I didn't put on my Italian shoesHoy no me puse los zapatos italianos
Nor did I keep a chilled champagne in the freezerNi guarde un champagne helado en el congelador
I didn't reserve a couple of theater ticketsNo reserve un par de entradas al teatro
Nor did I act cool with Japanese delicaciesNi me hice el cool barato con manjares del Japón

Today I didn't load jazz fusion into the CD playersHoy no cargue con jass fusión las compacteras
Nor did I read anything from Coopera to discuss with youNi leí nada de coopera para comentar con vos
Today I didn't play a Tim Barton trackHoy no saque una de Tim Barton
Nor did I study the guitar and singingNi estudié la toco y canto
Nor did I manage to shower in a rushNi alcance a ducharme con el apurón

But tonight there isPero esta noche hay
Dick schnitzelMilanesa de pija
Tonight there isEsta noche hay
Dick schnitzelMilanesa de pija

Today I didn't bring you a flower or chocolateHoy no te traje ni una flor ni un chocolate
No promises on a yachtNi promesas en un yate
No song for youNi te hice una canción
Today I didn't wear my party perfumeHoy no me puse mi perfume de parranda
Nor did I buy talking condomsNi compre forros que hablan
Nor did I rent a dildoNi alquile un consolador

Today I can't remember any stories from the pastHoy no me acuerdo ni una historia del pasado
To cheerfully tell you like any hostPara contarte animado como cualquier anfitrión
And I don't even have a pinch of marijuana for you to laugh at nothingY no me queda ni un pulgar de marihuana para que te rías de nada
And feel bad betterY te sientas mal mejor

But tonight there is (samba, samba)Pero esta noche hay (samba, samba)
Dick schnitzelMilanesa de pija
Tonight there isEsta noche hay
Dick schnitzelMilanesa de pija

Today I didn't hide the camera in the decorationsHoy no escondí la camarita en los adornos
Nor did I wear the porn boxers I bought in ConstituciónNi me puse el bóxer porno que compré en constitución
Today I didn't change the light bulbsHoy no cambie las lamparitas
And my sexy lighting setupY quedo medio sin-guita
Ended up a bit brokeMi montaje sexy de iluminación

But tonight there isPero esta noche hay
Dick schnitzelMilanesa de pija
Tonight there is (samba, samba)Esta noche hay (samba, samba)
Dick schnitzelMilanesa de pija
Dick schnitzelMilanesa de pija