On Tour With Eddie (Yo Tengo)

What’d he say?
Uh, yo no hablo—

Yo tengo más dinero que tú
Yo tengo más dinero que tú
Tenemos más dinero que tú
Tenemos más dinero que tú

Yo tengo más dinero que tú
Yo tengo más dinero que tú
Tenemos más dinero que tú

What’d he say?
Uh, yo no hablo—

Touring with Eddy, thought it'd be dope
But maybe little did I know
It turns out nope
'Cause Eddy's got a crew
And they're all real wack
They'll pull down your pants
And they'll punch you in your sack

(No, no, no, no, no! Ow!)

Like this guy named Todd
He's got a real nice bod
He's always fucking tanned
Like a real man
And Todd always says
Good fucking luck
(Good fucking luck)
Making any friends
When you look like a cuck

Yo tengo más dinero que tú
Yo tengo más dinero que tú
Tenemos más dinero que tú
Tenemos más dinero que tú

Yo tengo más dinero que tú
Yo tengo más dinero que tú
Tenemos más dinero que tú

What’d he say?
Uh, yo no hablo—

But Eddy's real nice
Like he always wants to hang
He says: Let me talk to my manager
Set up a time and a place
So I'm sitting by my phone
Just waiting all alone
When the manager calls
And I pick up and he's like
No, no Eddy can't hang out with you, no
And that- don't drink any of that water that's on the stage
All the water on stage is for Eddy
And all the water in the green room, that's for Eddy
The water in the supermarket, that's also Eddy's
You can't have any of it, you shoulda brought your own water

Everybody loves it 'cause you need it to live
Everybody loves it 'cause you need it to live
Everybody loves it 'cause you need it to live
Everybody loves it 'cause you need it to live

I’m talking agua, agua, por favor
Lo quiero, motherfucker, so just give me some more
I’m talking agua, agua, shut the door
Made my mind up, for sure

Everybody loves it 'cause you need it to live
Everybody loves it 'cause you need it to live
Everybody loves it 'cause you need it to live
Everybody loves it 'cause you need it to live

I’m talking agua, agua, por favor
Lo quiero, motherfucker, so just give me some more
I’m talking agua, agua, shut the door
Lo quiero, motherfucker, so just give me some more

No, no, your band sucks, you sucks
(No, you suck!)
I don't know how you got on this roster, you clearly- you're just here for the water
(Leave me alone!)
Don't touch that water. Get outta here!
(Stop! No! Stop! Leave me alone!)

I want to die
I want to fucking die
I want to die
I want to fucking die

I want to die
I want to fucking die
I want to die
I want to fucking die

But you can't die!
'Cause everybody's counting on you!

I want to die
I want to fucking die
I want to die
I want to fucking die

I want to die
I want to fucking die
I want to die
I want to fucking die

But you can't die!
'Cause everybody's counting on you!

I want to die
I want to fucking die
I want to die
I want to fucking die

I want to die
I want to fucking die
I want to die
I want to fucking die

But you can't die!
'Cause everybody's counting on you!

I want to die
I want to fucking die
I want to die
I want to fucking die

I want to die
I want to fucking die
I want to die
I want to fucking die

But you can't die!
'Cause everybody's counting on you!

(God fucking damn it)
(Get on the fucking plane, you son of a bitch!)
(None of this is working, nothing is going right)
(Yeah man, it's a banger on a plane)
(I'm not sure exactly where this went wrong)
(Get the fuck out of here, get on your plane and go!)
(I need some fucking water)
(It's a banger on a plane)
(God fucking damn it)
(None of this is working, nothing is going right)
(Get down here right now and figure this out)

Where did we go wrong?
Where did we fail?
Where did we go wrong?
Where did we fail?
Where did we go wrong?
Where did we fail?
Where did we go wrong?
Where did we fail?