Why Else Would I Call You?

I was tryna find my cell phone
Somewhere in Bristol
Figured I'd call you, see how you've been
And after you answered the talkin' didn't last too long
You could tell that I'd been drinkin' again

Why else would I call you? Do you think I'm that stupid?
You must think I'm going crazy or I slipped and hit my head
I've been out honky tonkin' telling myself lies
'Cause the truth be known I'd just as soon be dead
As to have to live another day with you inside my head

Well, I was scrolling through Facebook probably two weeks later
Going back and crying and drinking and reading the words we said
Then my big goofy thumb hit the little button where the phone is
My heart sank down low and in a panic this is what I said

Why else would I call you? Do you think I'm that stupid?
You must think I'm going crazy or I slipped and hit my head
I've been out honky tonkin' telling myself lies
'Cause the truth be known I'd just as soon be dead
As to have to live another day with you inside my head