Willy Weasel Sings a Song

I can sing, I can dance
I can hold this one stance
For year after year
Until someone takes a chance

Bring your family in
And we’ll entertain them with a show
(Damned, damned, damned)

If the animatronics, look a bit demonic
It’s probably cus they’re possessed by psychotic
Cannibal men, who did satanic rituals
(Damned, damned, damned)

So sing happy birthday
Like it’s your last party
When heads start flying
We got a real party

Come hang with the band
At Willys wonderland
(Damned, damned, damned)

pinball, ball pits
Rituals, satanic
Come join us in hell
I know you’re thinking bout it

Come hang with the band
At Willys wonderland
(Damned, damned, damned)

Is there one, is there two?
They went looking for you
Turn around they’re stood still
But next minute they moved

Better put your paws up, if you wanna survive till noon
(Damned, damned, damned)

(Oh no)

Why is this man not dying? (He’s not dying)
Ooh-le-da-de-der
It’s not like we’re not trying, (we’re not trying?)
He’s a super janitor

He’s on a fizzy pop hit, (fizzy pop hit)
Ooh-le-da-de-der, Willy show him a killer
Whoopsie daisy ooh dear

So sing happy birthday
Like it’s your last party
When heads start flying
We got a real party

Come hang with the band
At Willys wonderland
(Damned, damned, damned)

pinball, ball pits
Rituals, satanic
Come join us in hell
I know you’re thinking bout it

Come hang with the band
At Willys wonderland
(Damned, damned, damned)

Bring your family in
And we’ll entertain them with a show

So sing happy birthday
Like it’s your last party
When heads start flying
We got a real party

Come hang with the band
At Willys wonderland
(Damned, damned, damned)

Here we go!

So sing happy birthday
Like it’s your last party
When heads start flying
We got a real party

Come hang with the band
At Willys wonderland
(Damned, damned, damned)

pinball, ball pits
Rituals, satanic
Come join us in hell
I know you’re thinking bout it

Come hang with the band
At Willys wonderland
(Damned, damned, damned)