Penchant For Penelope

I've got a penchant for Penelope
I love that crazy, zany, Penelope
I'd give my left arm, my right arm
A leg, and a leg, and a leg
Just to catch a glimpse of her face

I've got a penchant for Penelope
That's right a penchant for Penelope
I'd shoot myself in the foot
Or hang myself with a noose
Just to get one more look

I've got a penchant for Penelope
Yes sir, a penchant for Penelope
I love that crazy, zany Penelope
You know I'd do anything for her
I'd even walk around the earth
But she can't stand the sight of me