Never Trust A Man (With Egg On His Face)

A man and a woman walking
Down the street
With a son and a daughter it was
Oh so sweet
When mummy turned to daddy
And she said:-
"My dear
Write out your will because the
End is near"
The she
Pulled out the gun
I saw the sparks
Messed up the suit that he'd
Bought from Marks
Because

She'd heard the voices from
Outer space
She's heard the voices from
Outer space
She's heard the voices from
Outer space
Saying:-
"Never trust a man
With egg on his face
Never trust a man
With egg on his face"

Three month later
Mrs B. stands
A smile on her face
Blood on her hands
The kiddies got scared
And ran home to bed
The headlines
In the paper said that:-
"She was the victim of an awful plan
Announced through the mouthpiece
Of a little green man
She'd heard the voices from
Outer space
Saying:-
"Never trust a man
With egg on his face
Never trust a man
With egg on his face"
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