The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie

holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie.
It must be fast and shit.

This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin celtic's lockeroom.
yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or something.
One might think that but guess what? It didn't cost me jack shit.
What do you mean?
I stole it out of a winter storage parking lot.
No fucking way! You shitten me?
Yeah, paintjob, change of the license and bingo here we are sunny times.
Oh yeah, the sun is extra fucking hot, I had to stop drinking or I was gonna
pass out.
I didn't eat all day, I'm extra fucking buzzed.