Rasslin Song Electric (a tribute to Ric Flair)

I do not appreciate all your scoffs and jeers cause I have been a rassling fan for over 20 years. I know how to bodyslam and I can dropkick too, and if you say that rassling's fake then I will chokeslam you. My favorite rasslers are the ones that fought way back ago like Jay Youngblood, Wahoo McDaniels and old Duthdy Whodes. There are a few new rasslers that I think are pretty keen like DDP, Bill Goldberg, Chris Benoit and Sting.

But I feel I must tell you, one thing I must share
The greatest rassler of all time is the NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR

A lot of things have happened since the years have all went by, Hulk Hogan has turned bad and Andre the Giant died, "WWF cusses way too much, needs to clean up the sexual perversion, and Stone Cold can't rassle. He's a loudmouth big talking no skill having loser who can't perform half as good in the ring as he can talk behind a mic. Shawn Michaels, X-Pac, and DX make me sick, Mick Foley, Mankind, and Dude Love would be my pick, and when it comes to tag teams well the truth is clear to see, the 2 best teams are Rock & Roll Express and L.O.D.

Rowdy Roddy Piper, kilt, bagpipes and all
Yes he is an old fighter but he still knows how to kick, fight and brawl

I really am confused and one thing I want to know, what would make a person like the nWo? I thnk they worship Satan and they need to be destroyed so America can once again be safe for girls and boys. Just a little longer and everybody will believe that more pro rassling us what the country needs. If the Nature Boy and Sting and Goldberg had their way, we'd all be watching rassing every hour of every day

But I fel I must tell you
One thing I must share
The greatest rassler of all time is the NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR