El Gringo Atrasador

The Backward Gringo

El Gringo Atrasador

(Maic, maic, maic, maic, maic, maic, maic, maic)(Maic, maic, maic, maic, maic, maic, maic, maic)
(From the hills come the handsome and the most handsome)(Desde la lomas llegan el guapo y el mas guapo)
You did not remove JelmaTu no quitar jelma
No delayNo atrasal
Do not take away workNo quitar chamba
DJ Fat ChickenDJ Pollo Gordo
I want a chickenYo quiero una gallina

This time I'm not coming alone, I'm coming with someoneEsta vez no vengo solo, vengo acompañado
And nothing more and nothing less than my ex-brother-in-lawY nada más y nada menos que de mi ex cuñado
That as a manager he has failed, because the gringo Maic has also delayed himQue como un gerente ha fracasado, porque el gringo Maic también lo ha atrasado
Hey sing boy please don't be quiet heyHey canta chico por favor no te quedes callado oye
My grandmother got into my pocket, That damn Maic and his dirty underwearA mi nona se metió al bolsillo, Ese maldito Maic y su sucio calzoncillo
He thinks he's a rascal with his skinny pants, and my sister is a mongaSe cree un pillo con su pantalón pitillo, y es que a mi hermana la monga
He will give her a ringÉl le dará un anillo

Hey stop Ricolas, I don't like it, give me a singleHey parala Ricolas que no me gusta, dame un sencillo
So that?¿Para que?
To crush it with a hammerPara chancarlo con martillo

Let's kill damn MaicVamos a mataic al maldito Maic
With my ex-brother-in-law Ricolaic like a samuraiCon mi excuñado Ricolaic como un samurái
And then we'll have a chifokai for lunchY después vamos a almorzar un chifokai
But you invited me because there is no money. Let's kill the damn MaicPero tu invitai porque plata no hay Vamos a mataic al maldito Maic
With my ex-brother-in-law Ricolaic like a samuraiCon mi excuñado Ricolaic como un samurái
And then we'll have a big pacai for lunchY después vamos a almorzar un gran pacai
But you invite because there is no moneyPero tu invitai porque plata no hay
No, no, no, noNo, no, no, no
From Boston he came with his cardboardDe Boston vino con su cartón
I take Fernanda off and without soapMe quito a Fernanda y sin jabón
Girls love him, he thinks he's trendyLas chicas lo adoran, él se cree que esta de moda
We're going to plant the bomb, so it blows up with the construction companyVamos a meter la bomba, que vuele con la constructora

He's conceited, his eyes are faded, I don't know how they chose himEs un engreído, tiene los ojos desteñidos, no sé cómo lo han elegido
Nosy kept, go back to your nestMantenido entrometido, ve regresa a tu nido
Your gallant, your good loverTu galán, tu buen amante
You are a scoundrel, a robber, like your job is going to be taken away from youEres atorrante, asaltante, como tu chamba va a quitarte
We are so stupid!¡Si somos unos fueites!

And you don't need to delay! I want a chickenY no necesitas atrasar! Yo quiero una gallina
Let's kill damn MaicVamos a mataic al maldito Maic
With my ex-brother-in-law Ricolaic like a samuraiCon mi excuñado Ricolaic como un samurái
And then we'll have a chifokai for lunchY después vamos a almorzar un chifokai
But you invite because there is no moneyPero tu invitai porque plata no hay
Let's kill damn MaicVamos a mataic al maldito Maic
With my brother-in-law Ricolaic like a samuraiCon mi cuñado Ricolaic como un samurai
And then we'll have a big pacai for lunchY después vamos a almorzar un gran pacai
But you invite because there is no moneyPero tu invitai porque plata no hay
And we will destroy that backward gringoY a ese gringo atrasador lo reventaremos
Your Joel, your Ricolas, your Maic, damn MaicTu Joel, tu Ricolas, tu Maic, maldito Maic