Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Impossible to forgetImposible de olvidar
Everything you sell usTodo lo que tu nos vendes
You only sell us advertisingSolo nos vendes la publicidad
And pay for everything you haveY paga todo lo que tienes

Your brands want more customersTus marcas quieren más clientes
You stuff us with what they wantNos embutes lo que ellos quieres
You only care about the moneySolo te importa los billetes
We are no longer your toysYa no somos tus juguetes

Hey chubby, take a biteOye gordito, pégale un mordisco
Of that brownie and go burn fat at the discoA ese brownie y ve a quemar grasa en la disco
With those cheeks, you could get diabetesCon esos cachetes, te puede dar diabetes
And with your height, it's hard for you to be respectedY con tu estatura, es difícil que te respeten

And when I look for loveY en el momento que busque el amor
I will scare them away, because I am a virginVoy a espantar, por que virgen yo soy
Just Amy Rodriguez's shadowSolo la sombra de Amy Rodriguez

How to tell youComo decírtelo
That I don't care about what you sayQue poco me importa lo que tu dices
You just pretendTu solo finges
And you like subs and live off fameY te gustan los subs y de fama vives

Who can give you loveQuien puede darte amor
Dark-skinned, ugly, short, and pot-belliedNegrito, feo, bajito y barrigón
The one who followed you, already forgot youAquel que te siguió, ya te olvido
Already forgot youYa te olvido

Oh ohhOh ohh
And forgot you, already forgot youY te olvido, ya te olvido
Oh ohhOh ohh
Already forgot you, already forgot youYa te olvido, ya te olvido
Already forgot youYa te olvido

Alejo SuarezAlejo Suarez
No wayNo mames
No wayNo mames

Poor AlejandroPobrecito Alejandro
Who only appears, appearsQue solo aparece, aparece
In the roasts of his friendsEn los roats de sus amigas
To bring people to his networksPara llevar gente a sus redes

You no longer cause me any admirationYa no me causas ninguna admiración
Because you went viral, you think you're the bestPor que te hiciste viral ya te crees el mejor
We finally found the explanationYa le encontramos por fin la explicación
Views are my addictionLos views son mi adicción

Hey chubby, take a biteOye gordito pégale un mordisco
Of that brownie, and go burn fat at the discoA ese brownie, y ve a quemar grasa en la disco
With those cheeks, you could get diabetesCon esos cachetes, te puede dar diabetes
And with your height, it's hard for you to be respectedY con tu estatura, es difícil que te respeten

And when I look for loveY en el momento que busque el amor
I will scare them away, because I am a virginVoy a espantar, por que virgen yo soy
Just Amy Rodriguez's shadowSolo la sombra de Amy rodriguez

How to tell youComo decírtelo
That I don't care about what you sayQue poco me importa lo que tu dices
You just pretendTu solo finges
And you like subs and live off fameY te gustan los subs y de fama vives

Who can give you loveQuien puede darte amor
Dark-skinned, ugly, short, and pot-belliedNegrito, feo, bajito y barrigon
The one who followed you, already forgot youAquel que te siguió, ya te olvido
Already forgot youYa te olvido

Oh ohhOh ohh
And forgot you, already forgot youY te olvido, ya te olvido
Oh ohhOh ohh
Already forgot you, already forgot youYa te olvido, ya te olvido
Already forgot youYa te olvido

You keep trying to sell usSigues haciendo le intento por vendernos
Something that is not true, you don't work or pay rentAlgo que no es cierto, tu no trabajas ni pagas arriendo
And stop looking and reviewingY deja de andar mirando y repasando
Your friends' accounts who are gaining more subsLas cuentas de tus amigos que de subs te van ganando

Many friends, but Alejo has no girlfriendMuchas amigas, pero Alejo no tiene novia
Something is not right and you know it bothers youAlgo no anda bien y sabes que eso te agobia
You made a team and falsified friendshipHiciste un team y falseaste la amistad
With Dyland Sebs, you can't hide itDe Dyland Sebs, no lo puedes ocultar

How to tell youComo decírtelo
That I don't care about what you sayQue poco me importa lo que tu dices
You just pretendTu solo finges
And you like subs and live off fameY te gustan los subs y de fama vives

Who can give you loveQuien puede darte amor
Dark-skinned, ugly, short, and pot-belliedNegrito, feo, bajito y barrigón
The one who followed you, already forgot youAquel que te siguió, ya te olvido
Already forgot youYa te olvido

Oh ohhOh ohh
And forgot you, already forgot youY te olvido, ya te olvido
Oh ohhOh ohh
Already forgot you, already forgot youYa te olvido, ya te olvido
Already forgot youYa te olvido