Batalla de Rap de Tribus Urbanas

Battle of Rap of Urban Tribes

Batalla de Rap de Tribus Urbanas

Premoh, you're an emoPremoh, eres un emo
Your face makes me sickTu cara me pone enfermo
I have hot blood like thermos waterYo soy de sangre caliente como el agua de un termo
But your skin is as white as the corpse bride'sPero tu piel es blanca como la de la novia cadáver
Are you the son Tim Burton has kept locked away?¿Eres el hijo que tim burton ha guardado bajo llave?
Shurmi,Shurmi,
Give me a break that I don't have to buyDame un lebro que no tengo pa' comprar
A razor to slash youUna navaja con la que rajarte
If that's what you're looking forSi es lo que quieres buscar
Your poems? Your ballads?¿Tus poemas? ¿tus baladas?
A load of crap!¡Un mojón!
I'd rather listen to reggaeton a thousand timesPrefiero mil veces estar escuchando reggaeton

With people like you existing, how can I not want to kill myself?Existiendo gente como tú, ¿cómo no querer suicidarme?
I'll buy you a razor... To self-harmYo te compro una navaja... Para autolesionarme
And you and your whole brotherhoodY es que tú y tu completa hermandad
Are the main reason why I want to lock myself up and crySois la mayor causa por la que quiero encerrarme y llorar
With your misogynistic and shallow musicCon tu música misógina y carente de profundidad
It's no wonder your level of humanity is disgustingEs normal que dé asco tu nivel de humanidad
I'd rather listen to Three Days Grace, hickPrefiero oír a three days grace, paleto
And before resembling Dinio, I resemble Jared LetoY antes que parecerme a dinio me parezco a jared leto

Are you speaking Chinese to me?¿Me estás hablando en chino?
I don't know what you're sayingNo sé lo que estás diciendo
I'll put you in the lighter, hey, you're already igniting meQue te meto en el mechero, eh, ya me estás encendiendo
Cutting your veins a lot and you don't cut your bangsMucho cortarse las venas y no te cortas el flequillo
Hasn't anyone at home told you that you're embarrassing, dude?¿En tu casa no te han dicho que das vergüenza, quillo?

My house is the cemetery, and that's where you'll end upMi casa es el cementerio, y ahí vas a acabar
Next to Edward Scissorhands or next to JackJunto a eduardo manostijeras o junto a jack
Yes, life makes me sad...Sí, la vida me de pena...
I wish I lived in a dungeonOjalá viviera en un zulo
But at least my IQ isn't zeroPero al menos mi coeficiente intelectual no es nulo

Oh, what do I see?Oh, ¿qué veo?
A couple of old-fashioned guysUn par de anticuados
Don't you know that arguing is so last century?¿No sabéis que discutir es del siglo pasado?
That cap, that jacket...Esa gorra, esa chaqueta...
Must be a burdenDeben de ser una carga
I see you and I feel like going to StarbucksOs veo y me dan ganas de irme para un starbucks

Look, it's a hipsterAnda, si es un hipster
A modern, you know what I meanUn moderno, ya me entiendes
Those who threw their personality off a bridgeDe esos que tiraron la personalidad por un puente

Crazy, I just tell you that for challenging meLoco, yo solo te digo que por haberme retado
Ears won't be the only thing you have stretchedLas orejas no serán lo único que tengas dilatado

How barbaric!¡Qué bárbaros!
Focus from another angle!¡Enfocadlo desde otro ángulo!
It's impossible that you don't like trianglesEs imposible que no os gusten los triángulos
On my Tumblr, I'll post without hesitationEn mi tumblr publicaré sin dudar
A photo of your defeat with an Instagram filterUna foto de vuestra derrota con un filtro de instagram

I really can't stand your casteDe verdad que no soporto tu casta

Do you think you're cool with those plastic glasses?¿Te crees chulo con esas gafas de pasta?

I don't care much about what you sayLo que digáis me importa bastante poco
You're pathetic, you're disgusting...Tú das pena, tú asco...
I'm a crazy unicorn!¡Yo soy un unicornio loco!

Peace!¡Paz!
Brothers... We must respect each otherHermanos... Debemos respetarnos
Aren't we all human beings?¿Acaso es que no somos todos seres humanos?
Give me your hand and let's escape hell togetherDadme de la mano y escapemos juntos del infierno
Let's make drum circles to scare the governmentHagamos batucadas para asustar al gobierno

Oh, get away, hippie! You probably have lice!¡Ogh, quita, perroflauta! ¡fijo que tienes piojos!
Where are you going with those rags? You're a total wreck!¿Dónde vas con esos harapos? ¡si estás hecho to' un despojo!
Do you really think you can change anything with peace? Come on...¿De verdad crees cambiar algo con paz? Anda, quita...

I don't know, but imagine by John Lennon is beautifulNo sé, pero imagine de jhon lenon es bonita

Kamehameha!¡Kamehameha!
Well, I'll have to come and shut them upSin más, tendré que venir a callar
I'll take these fools far away with the portal gunA estos tontos los llevaré lejos con la portal gun
They spreadSe propagan
Their mouths are as big as Gurren LagannSus bocas son grandes como gurren lagann
But I'm a natural fighter like Black StarPero yo soy un luchador nato como black star

At your age and still playing video games?¿Con tu edad y todavía con videojuegos?

Hey, I'm not sad!¡Oye, yo no soy triste!
I just grasp reality in a deep waySólo capto la realidad de un modo profundo

Oh! I'm a gamer!¡Oh! ¡yo soy gamer!
I love Zelda's green hat!¡Me encanta el gorrito verde de zelda!

Peace for everyonePaz para todo el mundo

A silly chavUn cani tonto
Almost, almost as much as PsyduckCasi, casi tanto como psyduck
A sad emo like Peach locked in her cageUn emo triste como peach encerrada en su jaula
An ignorant hipsterUn hipster ignorante
A spaced-out hippie...Un hippie flipado...
Well, what a geek you've come acrossAnda, con menudo friki que os habéis topado