Eren Jaeger Vs Shinji Ikari - Épicas Batallas de Rap Del Frikismo S3

Eren Jaeger Vs Shinji Ikari - Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom S3

Eren Jaeger Vs Shinji Ikari - Épicas Batallas de Rap Del Frikismo S3

Shinji Ikari vs Eren JaegerShinji ikari contra eren jaeger
Come on!Vamos!

[Eren Jaeger][Eren jaeger]
I'm sure I'll make itVaya si llego
I can already feel the ground rumblingYa noto cómo retumba el suelo
It hasn't happened yetAún no ha pasado
But it will happen laterPero va a suceder luego
And I can already see that then, the before and the nowY yo ya puedo ver ese luego, el antes y el ahora
And although I have already seen how you implore meY aunque ya he visto cómo me imploras
Until your body no longer reactsHasta que tu cuerpo ya no reacciona
I will enjoy making you cry so muchDisfrutaré tanto de hacerte llorar
That living it excites meQue vivirlo me emociona
Shinji!¡Shinji!
You lil' bitch!¡You lil' bitch!
You have it pretty difficultLo tienes bastante difícil
Lilith's offspring cannot imitate or be similar to Ymir'sLa progenie de lilith no puede imitar ni ser similar a la de ymir
And my limitless power is greater than that of Wilee, Seele and NervY mi poder sin límites, es superior al de wilee, seele y nerv
Military forces believe they are specialFuerzas militares se creen especiales
And they are actually the same as Fritz and ReissY en realidad son iguales cómo fritz y reiss
I was born into an eternal cycle of warYo nací en un ciclo bélico eterno
That it will not end without mass killingsQue no va a acabar sin matanzas en masa
Your apocalypse would have been resolvedTu apocalipsis se habría resuelto
If Gendo had chosen to go to therapySi gendo hubiese elegido ir a terapia
Another of his questionable decisionsOtra más de sus decisiones cuestionables
How to inherit Michael Jackson's gloveComo heredar el guante de michael jackson
And the parental qualities of his fatherY las cualidades parentales de su padre
Do you want to stop being a tool?¿Quieres dejar de ser una herramienta?
Well, if your old man manipulates you, follow my advicePues si te manipula tu viejo, sigue mi consejo
You manipulate it back!¡Manipúlalo tú de vuelta!
I know you don't even tryYa sé que ni lo intentas
Because you are a stupid cowardPorque eres un pusilánime estúpido
I already have a path that leads to a destinationYo ya tengo un camino que lleva a un destino
I have left the nest, and you have not even left the womb yetHe partido del nido, y tú todavía ni has salido del útero

[Shinji ikari][Shinji ikari]
Oh noOh, no
Why is this happening to me?¿Por qué me pasa esto a mí?
I was not born to fight, insult or combat!¡Yo no nací para luchar, insultar ni combatir!
Father, I don't feel wellPadre, no me encuentro bien
Can I go?¿Me puedo ir?

[Gendo Ikari][Gendo ikari]
Shinji, get on the fucking beatShinji, móntate en el puto beat
The king will have to do it for youO rei tendrá que hacerlo por ti

[Shinji ikari][Shinji ikari]
OkVaaale
Well, Eren, how are you?Bueno, eren ¿qué tal?
Yes, I see how bad it isYa, ya veo que mal
And it's understandable, reallyY es comprensible, en verdad
It can't be easy at all!¡No debe ser nada fácil!
NoNo
We all know it's fragileTodos sabemos que es frágil
The line that separates an edgy fuckboyLa línea que separa a un edgy fuckboy
From a radical supremacist super NaziDe un supernazi supremacista radical
It's normal!¡Es lo normal!
That you are hurt and frustratedQue estés dolido y frustrado
Traumatized and hurt by everything you've been throughTraumatizado y herido por todo lo que has pasado
I am inside my motherYo estoy dentro de mi madre
And that's weird, but clearY eso es raro, pero claro
Your mother is inside your brother's mother!¡Es que tu madre está dentro de la madre de tu hermano!
Natural!¡Natural!
That you are so bad!¡Que estés así de mal!
When Bertolt betrays you in a colossal wayCuando bertolt te traiciona de una forma colosal
When Captain Levi wins your popularityCuando el capitán levi te gana en popularidad
When your anime gets another season addedCuando a tu anime le añaden otra temporada más
And it's not even the final yet!¡Y todavía no es la final!
Of course you don't care about seeing the seaClaro que ya te la pela ver el mar
Yes, I usually cry without stoppingSi yo ya suelo llorar sin parar
I don't want to imagine myself in your place!¡No me quiero imaginar en tu lugar!
I would have already extinguished my own raceHabría extingido ya a mi propia raza
Flooding my home islandInundando mi isla natal
With my titan tearsCon mis lágrimas de titán

[Eren Yaeger][Eren yaeger]
Well, in the end I didn't enjoy it that much, eh?Pues al final no he disfrutado tanto, eh
I was a crybaby as a kid tooYo también era un llorica de niño
And the world made me change itY el mundo me hizo cambiarlo
And now nothing stops meY ahora ya nada me trunca
I'm not going to listen to your troubles, God!No voy a escuchar tus penurias, ¡Dios!

[Zeke Yaeger][Zeke yaeger]
A question!¡Una pregunta!
Who's booming it, bro?¿Quién lo retumba, bro?

[Eren Yaeger][Eren yaeger]
The founderEl fundador
Wooo!¡Wooo!
My second impact is coming!¡Se avecina mi segundo impacto!
This time in Tokyo-3, the buildings don't go upEsta vez en Tokyo-3, los edificios no suben
They're coming down!¡Se vienen abajo!
You will not be able to escape this dire fateNo podrás huir de este destino nefasto
Unless hideaki anno pulls himself out of his assA no ser que hideaki anno se saque del nabo
A second symbolic and abstract stoner endingUn segundo final fumadón simbólico y abstracto
Meanwhile, youMientras tanto, tú
You're going to deal with the consequencesVas a lidiar con las consecuencias
Of being nothing more than a fucking bratDe no ser más que un puto niñato
Prisoner of an eternal adolescencePreso de una eterna adolescencia
Is there a girl sleeping next to you?¿Hay una piba dormida a tu lado?
Poor her if she doesn't wake up!¡Pobre de ella si no se despierta!
If we had left Annie in your careSi hubiésemos dejado a annie a tu cuidado
You would have glued an extra shell on himLe habrias pegado una coraza extra
Gospel is not the new coming of Christ!¡Evangelion no es la nueva venida de Cristo!
It's just the weirdest adaptationSolamente es la adaptación más rarita
From the Bible I've never seenDe la biblia que jamás he visto
Do you want religion?¿Quieres religión?
Well, let's see what you think about this processionPues a ver qué opinas de esta procesión
Today it was not an angel that came, but a demon from paradiseHoy no vino un ángel, sino un demonio de paradis
To dispel all the evil that dwells in your nationPara disipar todo el mal que habita en tu nación

[Shinji ikari][Shinji ikari]
OhVaya
Well, this is the endPues nada, este es el final

[Asuka Langley Soryu][Asuka langley sōryū]
Shinji, you moron!¡Shinji, subnormal!
Have you messed up again?¿La has vuelto a liar?

[Shinji ikari][Shinji ikari]
Calm down, I'll make him see reason!¡Tranqui, le haré razonar!
Eren, I know this isn't 2.22, butEren, sé que esto no es 2. 22, pero
Can you (not) move forward?¿Puedes (no) avanzar?

[Asuka Langley Soryu][Asuka langley sōryū]
GodDios
Shut up alreadyCállate ya
Step aside, stay out of the way!¡Échate a un lado, mantente apartado!
Leave the big-headed dictator to meDéjame a mí al dictador cabezón
Stuck to a fishbonePegado a una raspa de pescado
And I will show him how we treat tyrants in my countryY le haré ver cómo tratamos en mi país a los tiranos
Millennia ago, an Eldian girlHace milenios, una niña eldiana
Merged with a Martian wormSe fusionó con un gusano marciano
And the result is that now you look likeY el resultado es que ahora pareces
Quite a centipede and very little humanBastante ciempiés y muy poco humano
Boom!¡Booom!
WarningWarning
Did you think it was just a cute Barbie?¿Pensabas que era tan solo una Barbie cute?
And with just one bar, bitch, I left you burning!¡Y con solo una bar, bitch, te dejé burning!
Like armin: Barbecue style!Como armin: ¡A lo barbecue!
Defeat me?¿Derrotarme tú?
Ha!¡Ja!
Despite your immense greatnessPese a tu inmensa grandeza
Having me in front of you weighs you down and stresses you out!¡Tenerme en frente te pesa y te estresa!
Although you must be used to it by nowAunque ya debes estar acostumbrado
That a woman makes you lose your mindA que una mujer te haga perder la cabeza
Wooooh!¡Wooooh!

[Shinji ikari][Shinji ikari]
Hey, I don't think making him more angry will help us at allOye, no creo que enfadarlo más nos ayude en nada

[Asuka Langley Soryu][Asuka langley sōryū]
I know, I was justYa lo sé, solo estaba
Making time forHaciendo tiempo para
The human complementation planEl plan de complementación humana

[Shinji ikari][Shinji ikari]
Oh, and what is that?Ah, ¿y eso qué es?

[Asuka Langley Soryu][Asuka langley sōryū]
I don't knowNo sé
A paranoia, for sureUna paranoia, seguro
Don't worry!¡No te preocupes!
We'll find out in 3, 2, 1Lo averiguaremos en 3, 2, 1

[Eren Yaeger][Eren yaeger]
One momentUn momento
What's happening?¿Que pasa?

[Shinji ikari][Shinji ikari]
Sometimes I hate myselfA veces me odio
And I just want to dieY solo quiero morir

[Eren Yaeger][Eren yaeger]
Seriously, I don't understand anything!En serio, ¡no entiendo nada!

[Shinji ikari][Shinji ikari]
I'm sure the same thing happens to youSeguro que te pasa igual a ti

[Eren Yaeger][Eren yaeger]
Why am I listening to this depressing emo?¿Por qué estoy oyendo a este emo deprimente
Release this weird shit in my mind?Soltar en mi mente esta mierda tan rara?

[Shinji ikari][Shinji ikari]
You don't have to be a titanNo hace falta ser un titán
To break down the walls that separate usPara derribar los muros que nos separan
Hello!¡Hola!

[Eren Yaeger][Eren yaeger]
No!¡Nooo!
How did you get to the coordinate, you sneaky bastard?¿Cómo has llegado hasta la coordenada, cabrón sibilino?
You don't have Eldian blood, soTú no tienes sangre eldiana, así que
Get out of my way!¡Aparta de mis caminos!
Or I will exterminate you and your loved ones and friendsO te extermino a ti y a tus seres queridos y amigos
Including the penguin that lives with you!¡Incluido el pingüino que vive contigo!
Even though you're a fucking depressiveAunque eres un jodido depresivo
And I predict that you will be grateful to meY predigo que me estarás agradecido

[Shinji ikari][Shinji ikari]
You don't know exactly how right you are!¡No sabes bien la razón que tienes!
It's all pain until you die!¡Todo es dolor hasta que te mueres!
That's why I offer you a fresh new startPor eso te ofrezco un nuevo inicio fresco
Very different from this that hurts you so muchMuy distinto a esto que tanto te duele
Let's remake this reality!¡Rehagamos esta realidad!
You can be a normal kid!¡Podrás ser un pibe normal!
Or a bird, if you preferO un pájaro, si lo prefieres
I know you want to be in any worldSé que quieres estar en cualquier mundo
Except this one, where you're ErenMenos este, en el que eres Eren

[Narrator][Narrador]
Who wins?¿Quién gana?
Who's next?¿Quién sigue?
Up to you!¡Tú decides!
Epic rap battles of geekdomEpicas batallas de rap del frikismo