Kratos vs Asura

Kratos vs Asura

Epic rap battles of Geekdom!¡Épicas batallas de rap del Frikismo!
KratosKratos
VersusContra
AsuraAsura
Come on!¡Vamos!

I've lowered myself to fighting for a whileMe he rebajado a combatir por un rato
With this mortal with God delusions, called KratosCon este mortal con aires de Dios llamado Kratos
Come on, rookie, and you'll see how many fists are pouring downVen, novato, y verás cuántos puños diluvian
We'll see if your war can stop my furyComprobaremos si tu guerra puede frenar mi Furia
I don't mean to be cruel, but here's a harsh truthNo quiero ser cruel, pero aquí va una verdad cruda
Your bald head shines brighter than your future after my tortureBrilla más tu calva que tu futuro tras mi tortura
If you want to complete your hair removal, don't hesitateSi quieres completar tu depilación, no tengas dudas
Call me, because Asura's blows will shave youLlámame, porque los golpes de Asura te rasuran

My wife was murdered because of a betrayalMi mujer fue asesinada por una traición
And so my daughter was kidnapped, for they were seeking her prayerY así mi hija secuestrada, pues buscaban su oración
You lost your mind and killed them bothA ti se te fue la pinza y te cargaste a las dos
And then they talk to me about self-control problems?¿Y luego hablan a mí de problemas de autocontrol?

So, you decided to have another kidTotal, te decidiste a tener otro chaval
You gave your saga a family-friendly reworkLe hiciste un rework a tu saga con aire familiar
I can imagine the disappointment of your fans when they playMe imagino la decepción de tus fans al jugar
And to see that their God of War is now a The Last of UsY ver que su God of War ahora es un The Last of Us

Bad decision to start a combatMala decisión librar un combate
In which there is no victory or drawEn el que no hay Victoria ni empate
I killed my family because Ares possessed my mindMaté a mi familia porque Ares poseyó mi mente
But with you I will do so consciouslyPero contigo lo haré conscientemente

My body disturbs even Aphrodite's libidoMi cuerpo hasta el libido de Afrodita lo altera
Yours looks like a wooden puppetEl tuyo parece el de una marioneta de madera
That works for me, that way I can make a good bonfireMe viene bien, así podré hacerme una buena hoguera
And then I will stick your ashes to my warrior skinY luego pegaré tus cenizas a mi dermis guerrera

What are you waiting for?¿Qué esperas?
Hoping this fight doesn't end in a slaughter?¿Que esta lucha no termine en masacre?
I'm going to turn your face into an omelet like I did with HeraclesVoy a hacer de tu cara una tortilla como a Heracles
You protect Gaia? Wow, how fun¿Tú proteges a Gaia? Vaya, qué divertido
I tore her heart apart for having screwed me overYo desmenucé su corazón por haberme jodido

If you are a God, escape is not an optionSi eres un dios, escapar no es una alternativa
I'm done with the Greeks, the Norse are nextYa acabé con los griegos, los nórdicos se avecinan
When I set my sights on HinduismCuando ponga el hinduismo en mi punto de mira
They will no longer pray for youYa no rezarán por ti
You will pray for your lifeRezarás tú por tu vida

You have no idea what's coming your wayNo tienes ni idea de lo que se te viene encima
Forget the Boreas windAparta el viento de Boreas
I am Hurricane Katrina!¡Soy el huracán Katrina!
Hairless, in diapers, and with pale skinSin pelo, con pañales y con la piel blanquecina
You're just Tommy from Rugrats pumped up with protein!¡Si eres Tommy de los Rugrats inflado de proteinas!

Your story is divided into episodesTu historia en episodios se divide
It has pauses, credits, and so many cutscenes that it's almost a crimeTiene pausas, créditos y tantas cinemáticas que es casi un crimen
The truth is, it's more like a freaking anime than a gameLo cierto es que más que un juego parece un jodido anime
That's why plagiarizing Naruto is what best defines youPor eso plagiar Naruto es lo que mejor te define

That's crazy!¡Qué flipao!
What a Ghost, Of SpartaMenudo Fantasma, de Esparta
You're just a wet blanket, I have the gift of mantraSi eres tan solo un manta, yo tengo el don del mantra
Your very existence as a person is frighteningEspanta tu mera existencia como persona
On the day of your conception, Zeus should have been wearing a GohmaEl día de tu concepción, Zeus debió ponerse Gohma

Killing titans doesn't seem like a great goalQue mataras titanes no parece una gran meta
I have defeated enemies larger than a planetYo he derrotado a enemigos más enormes que un planeta
Your red mark won't be visible because you'll bleed a thousand timesTu marca roja no va a verse, pues sangrarás mil
When I beat you up more than I beat fucking ChakravatinCuando te apalice más que al puto Chakravatin

Hephaestus gave me these whips of pure voltsHefesto me dio estos látigos de voltios puros
I use Cestus and my fists have extremely hard gripsUso Cestus y mis puños tienen extremos-duros
To break up, to split, the same old storyPartir, romper, el rollo de siempre
Destroy Olympus, kill the peopleDestruir el Olimpo, matar a la gente

I face cyclopes, centaurs, and CerberusYo enfrento a cíclopes, centauros y cerberos
You've got overweight Buddhas and entire zoosTú a Budas con sobrepeso y a zoológicos enteros
I can see you have plenty of muscular armsYa veo que tienes musculosos brazos a montones
But even using all of them, you can't handle my two balls!¡Pero ni usándolos todos aguantas mis dos cojones!

I beat up Akuma and Ryu from Street FighterYo di palizas a Akuma y Ryu del Street Fighter
Your greatest achievement was appearing in Shovel Knight, manTu mayor logro fue aparecer en Shovel Knight, man
Victory in this duel is what you long for mostLa victoria en este duelo es lo que más añoras
But you're going to have to let her go, just like PandoraPero vas a tener que dejarla ir, como a Pandora

I will make that giant arrogance disappearEsa gigante soberbia la haré desaparecer
Everyone wants to see how my strength makes you perishTodos quieren ver cómo mi fuerza te hace perecer
I could kill you right now, but you know what I'm going to do?Podría matarte ahora mismo, aunque, ¿sabes qué voy a hacer?
Copy your game and reserve your ending for the DLCCopiar tu juego y reservar tu final para el DLC

Who wins?¿Quién gana?
Who's next?¿Quién sigue?
Up to youTú decides
Epic rap battles of Geekdom!¡Épicas batallas de rap del Frikismo!