Steve Vs Aldeano - Épicas Batallas de Rap Del Frikismo (Season 3)

Steve Vs Villager - Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom (Season 3)

Steve Vs Aldeano - Épicas Batallas de Rap Del Frikismo (Season 3)

Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom!¡Épicas Batallas de rap del Frikismo!
Steve against the VillagerSteve contra el Aldeano
Let's go!¡Vamos!

[Steve][Steve]
Boy, you're not ready to face meChico, no estás listo para medirte conmigo
If your default game comes in creative modeSi tu juego por defecto viene en modo creativo
Here there's hunger and enemiesAquí hay hambre y enemigos
Unfriendly neighborsNo amigables vecinos
For you, the biggest danger is being scammed by the LibrarianPara ti, el mayor peligro es que te estafe Ladino
Steve has arrived!¡Llegó Steve!
The MC of MCsEl MC de MC
The great boss!¡El gran boss!
In the sandbox, I'm the kingDel sandbox soy el king
You envy my gift as a builderEnvidias mi don como constructor
I'm the toughest in the blockSoy el más duro del bloque
Call me bedrockLlamame bedrock
Minecraft is hardcoreMinecraft es hardcore
Your saga is for newbiesTu saga es para newbies
From Horizons to New LeafDesde Horizons hasta New Leaf
Your universe inspiresTu universo inspira
Dirty furries that cheer geeksGuarradas furrys que animan frikis
And make your game turn into Animal CruisingY hacen que tu juego se convierta en Animal Cruising
Come before me and my minecart will run you over!¡Ven ante mí y mi vagoneta te arrolla!
What will you do against Mojang's jewel?¿Qué vas a hacer ante la joya de Mojang?
I already left my mark in history, look up and press A, you're looking at a starYo ya en la historia dejé huella, mira arriba y pulsa A, estás mirando una estrella

[Villager][Aldeano]
Hello Steve! What are you doing here?¡Hola Steve! ¿Qué haces por aquí?
Did you come to my island for vacation?¿Te has venido a mi isla de vacaciones?
Ah, you want to see the fruit I have! Right?Ah, ¡tú quieres ver la fruta que tengo! ¿A que sí?
Well, how lucky! You're going to eat these peaches!¡Pues qué suerte! ¡Vas a comerte estos melocotones!
I'm here to show you that you're not worth it, rookieVengo a enseñarte que no vales novato
I see you more upset than your cheap mineralsTe veo más picado que a tus minerales baratos
If the kids play with you sometimes!¡Si los chavales juegan contigo a ratos!
The most stable relationship you've hadLa relación más estable que has tenido
Has been with Alex Elcapo!Ha sido con Alex Elcapo!
I have the drip of Pili and Mili, you don't follow my trailTengo el drip de Pili y Mili, no sigues mi estela
You take longer to drop good barsTardas más en soltar barras buenas
Than to update the cavesQue en actualizar las cuevas
You had your fandom waiting for months, like CanelaTuviste a tu fandom meses a la espera, like Canela

[Canela, Villager][Canela, Aldeano]
Today there's no news eitherHoy tampoco hay noticias nuevas
A speed potion wouldn't hurt youUna poción de rapidez no te vendría mal
Maybe then you would have arrived before me in SmashQuizás así hubieras llegado antes que yo a Smash
And furthermore... You were a factory of crypto-addicted kidsY es más... Fuiste una fábrica de niños crypto-adictos
Who stopped mining redstone to mine bitcoinQue dejaron de minar redstone para minar bitcoin

[Steve][Steve]
Rapping, you're so annoying kidRapeando eres tan coñazo nene
That you could make me fall asleep even in the NetherQue podrías conseguir que me durmiese hasta en el Nether
That's what happens, that in our brightest levelEs lo que tiene, que en nuestro level más brillante
Your pickaxe is gold and mine is diamondTu pico sea de oro y el mío de diamante
And your life is as boring as your lyricsY tu vida es tan aburrida como tus letras
Yes! It can be seen if we compare our goals¡Sí! Se puede ver si comparamos nuestras metas
Me defeating a dragon at the edge of the planetYo venciendo un dragón en el límite del planeta
You expanding the living room in exchange for another mortgageTú ampliando el salón a cambio de otra hipoteca

[Villager][Aldeano]
What distinguishes your game was already invented by mineLo que distingue a tu juego ya lo inventó el mío
Like a Creeper, you destroyed what I builtComo un Creeper, destruiste lo que construí yo
All you bring is violence for kidsTodo lo que aportas es violencia para críos
I don't know if it's better to call you Steve or Steve-O!¡No sé si es mejor llamarte Steve o Steve-O!
I set up a place where everything's fineYo monto un lugar donde to' va bien
You steal from my namesakes, manTú a mis tocayos les robas, man
You're a bastard as cruel as the one who gave birth to youEres un cabrón tan cruel como el que te hizo nacer
Because Notch turned outPorque Notch ha resultado
To be such a disgusting creatureSer un bicho tan asqueroso
That would make Socrates vomit!¡Que haría vomitar a Socrates!

[Steve][Steve]
You come from the gangstaVienes de gangsta
You think your village is the hoodCrees que tu villa es el hood
But the only connection you have with rapPero la única relación que tienes con el rap tú
Are the crappy rhymes you make when fishing for tunaSon las rimas de mierda que haces cuando pescas atún
And you humiliate yourself for just eight Nook milesY que te humillas a cambio de tan solo ocho millas Nook
Your latest game is like being a turkey in the bathroomTu último juego es como ser un pavo en el lavabo
Peeking at the urinal next doorOjeando el meadero de al lado
It consists of speculating with turnipsConsiste en especular con nabos
Of course it sold great!¡Pero claro que vendió genial!
It had a masterful marketing planTuvo un plan de marketing magistral
A global pandemicUna pandemia mundial

[Villager][Aldeano]
The truth is that I've done wellLo cierto es que me ha ido bien
There you've been sharp!¡Ahí sí que has estado agudo!
But you're not Froggy Chair, stop kissing my ass!Pero no eres Froggy Chair, ¡deja de besarme el culo!
Your contribution to the gaming world is something sordidTu aporte al mundo del gaming es algo sórdido
A story so dark that even your Story Mode was deletedUna historia tan oscura que hasta borraron tu Story Mode
Because, despite your agronomic talentsPorque, pese a tus talentos agrónomos
Undoubtedly, your biggest harvest has beenSin duda, tu mayor cosecha ha sido
That of pedophile YouTubers!¡La de youtubers pedófilos!
That said, you're a good miner, SteveEso sí, eres buen minero, Steve
Because you'll always bePorque siempre vas a estar
Below mePor debajo de mí
Bitch!¡Bitch!

Who wins? Who's next?¿Quién gana? ¿Quién sigue?
You decideTú decides
Epic Rap Battles of GeekdomÉpicas Batallas de rap del Frikismo