Calorie Junkie

I really, really want a sugary substance
I really, really got a low fat reluctance
Willy Wonka, wanna be in his factory
Willy Wonka, wanna eat all his chocolates

No, then a voice inside me says
Hallelujah, eat brown bread
Eat your broccoli and beans
To help you fit inside your jeans
No, no, hallelujah, eat brown bread

I'm a calorie junkie
Eating fruit like a monkey
With a salad on Sunday
And the smell of mama's roast
I'm a calorie junkie
No, it's not even funny
All I want is some honey
Spread with butter on my toast

I really, really want a savoury treat
Something crunchy that's not good for me
I gotta, gotta get a spicy hit
Take this craving away for a bit

No, then a voice inside me says
Hallelujah, eat brown bread
Eat your broccoli and beans
To help you fit inside your jeans
No, no, hallelujah, eat brown bread

I'm a calorie junkie
Eating fruit like a monkey
With a salad on Sunday
And the smell of mama's roast
I'm a calorie junkie
No, it's not even funny
All I want is some honey
Spread with butter on my toast

My strength is weak, I can hardly speak
'Cause'a stuff that you're persisting
Give me cake to eat
I'm under a spell, can't you tell?
The sugar fairy's rung her magic bell
The sugar fairy's rung her magic bell
The sugar fairy's rung her bell

Then a voice inside me says
Hallelujah, eat brown bread
Eat your broccoli and beans
To help you fit inside your jeans
No, then a voice inside me says
Hallelujah, eat brown bread
Eat your broccoli and beans
To help you fit inside your jeans
No, no, hallelujah, eat brown bread

I'm a calorie junkie
Eating fruit like a monkey
With a salad on Sunday
And the smell of mama's roast
I'm a calorie junkie
No, it's not even funny
All I want is some honey
Spread with butter on my toast

I'm a calorie junkie
Eating fruit like a monkey
With a salad on Sunday
And the smell of mama's roast
I'm a calorie junkie
No, it's not even funny
All I want is some honey
Spread with butter on my toast

Eating fruit like a monkey