El Infiernito

The Little Hell

El Infiernito

Wears armored, flexible, and durable diapersUsa pañales blindados flexible y aguantadores
Wears a bib on the chest and pacifiers are honey-filledDe pechera usa un babero y de miel son los chupones
Drinks only Nestle milkPistea pura leche nido
Ice-cold in baby bottlesBien helada en biberones

Looks like he's 5 but not even 4 yetAparenta los 5 años pero ni acompleta cuatro
Just about to start kindergarten and has everyone traumatizedApenas ba a entrar al kinder y trai a todos traumados
Poor teachersPobresitas las maestras
They'll be running his errandsLe ban hacer los mandados

He's a little hell walking, causing mischief all dayEs un infiernito andando todo el dia hace travesuras
He can't stay still for a moment, just looking at him gives you heartburnNo se queda un rato quieto con verlo provoca agruras
And even though he doesn't leave the houseY aunque no sale de casa
He has adventures to tellPa contar tiene aventuras

Breaks, throws, and scatters everything he findsQuebra tira y desparpaja todo lo que ba encontrando
What he doesn't crush, he eats, gum stuck to trashLo que no aplasta se come basura chikles pegados
He's like a vacuumParese una aspiradora
Leaves nothing behindNo deja nada tirado

He'll give you tamarind and for your little nephewAy te ba tamarindo y para tu sobrinito
My little hellion, his little runMi tokayito su corridito

He's a man of few words, still doesn't know how to talkEs de muy pocas palabras todavia no sabe hablar
Fixes everything in a rush, doesn't understand what arguing isArregla todo en caliente no entiende que es alegar
He just bitesEl nomas echa mordidas
Pity the one who makes him madPobre el que lo haga enojar

Breaks everything and throws everything, whether liquids or powdersRompe todo y tira todo ya sean liqudos o polvos
With a fork, he goes and pokes the outlets and holesCon un tenedor ba y pica los enchufes I los oyos
And if he finds a markerY si se encuentra un plumon
That's truly his downfallEso si es la perdision

Agugubaba and goodbye, the little hell says goodbyeAgugubaba I adios se despide el infiernito
Bring him a fruit popsicle and a nice cold sippy cupTraiganle un gerver de frutas y un bibi bien heladito
Chaka chaka chaka chaka, here ends the little runChaka chaka chaka chaka aki akaba el corridito