Do You Think We Think You're Alice?

[King of hearts]
Do you think we think you're alice

[Jury]
Do you think we think you're alice

[Queen of hearts]
You're the one and only alice

[Jury]
So the one and only alice

[King of hearts]
And we're nothing when you're not here

[Jury]
No, no, nothing when you're not here

[Duchess]
And so something once you've got here

[Jury]
So, so, something once you've got here

[Canary]
Do you think we think "oh, ducky-"
[Jury]
"Now you're here, dear God we're lucky!"

[Mad hatter]
"Now you're here we'll all go punting"

[Jury]
"Now you're here my heart is thumping"

[Caterpillar]
Like we're waiting 'til you turn the page

[Duchess]
To pop out of our dismal beige

[King of hearts]
'Cause wonderland was silent

[Jury]
Oh, our minds could get so mindless

[Queen of hearts]
'Til some visit from your highness

[Jury]
First you're high now you're highness
[Knave of clubs & jury]
Everything just waiting here in place

[Jury]
A hopeless place

[Alice]
Well you're no one without alice

[Canary]
Oh, we're no one without alice

[Mad hatter]
Such a no one

[Alice]
No, I'm alice

[King of hearts & queen of hearts]
No, no, no, no, no, no alice

[Alice]
I fell down the hole to get here

[Jury]
Yes, you dug a lovely ditch dear
[Duchess, spoken]
Do you think we give a fig, dear?

[King of hearts]
Do you think we hold no wisdom

[Jury]
Do you think we hold no wisdom

[Queen of hearts]
'Til our pages hold you in them

[Jury]
'Til our pages hold you in them
Like we're here to scratch your alice itch

[Queen of hearts, spoken]
Guilty bitch!