Jill, came tumbling down
At the bottom of the hill
Jack busted his crown

Ah, my fairytale love story
My fairy life
My fairytale love story
To get you off of my
I got to thinking
Things aren't as good as they can be
I got to drinking
The bitch is over the brink
The bitch is over the brink

Tommy prince, kissed a few there on the lips
She woke him with a cold sore, she ain't so pretty no more

Ah, my fairytale love story
My fairy life
My fairytale love story
To get you off of my
I got to thinking
Things aren't as good as they can be
I got to drinking
The bitch is over the brink
The bitch is over the brink

My fairytale love story
Ooh, my fairytale love story
Yeah, you're my fairytale love story
Ooh, my fairytale love story

The bitch is over the brink
The bitch is over the brink
Rapunzel let down your hair, I'll cut it off