La Suegra

The Mother-in-Law

La Suegra

I want everyone to pay attention, pay attention, pay attentionQuiero que todos pongan atencion pongan atencion pongan atencion
It's the story of a crazy mother-in-lawEs la historia de una suegra suegra loca

Guess whatQue crees
HaHa
My mom is coming over to eat todayMi mama va a venir a comer hoy
Again? She doesn't have to come every dayOtra ves? no tiene que venir todos los días
Tell that to your momNombre eso dicelo a tu mamá
My mom is cool, you'll seeMi mamá es buena onda fijate
Mmm oh yeah, sure, your mom is a...Mmm oh si como no tu mamá es una...
Don't even open your mouthNi abras la boca

She's a crazy old ladyEs una vieja vieja loca

Oh, if only you saw her, so serious and niceAy quien la viera seriecita y tan buena gente
Oh, you can't imagine the monster she becomesAy no se imaginan en el mounstro que ella se convierte
Because when she arrives at home, she never wants to leavePues cuando llega a casa no se quiere nunca ir
She's always snooping around, doesn't let us liveSe la pasa de metiche no nos deja vivir
She makes up a lot of stories and always causes problemsInventa muchos cuentos y problemas siempre da
She follows us, criticizes me, this jealous crazy old ladyNos sigue me critica esta celosa vieja loca

ChorusCoro
No oh oh, I can't stand her always coming at the wrong timeNo oh oh no puedo soportar que llega como siempre inoportuna
No oh oh, I don't want to see her doing nothing when she won't shut upNo oh oh no quiero ver que no hace nada cuando ella no se calla
No oh oh, I can't believe she doesn't realize she's not good with meNo oh oh no no lo puedo creer que no se entera que conmigo no es buena
No oh oh, she doesn't like me, but who likes staying with the mother-in-lawNo oh oh no no le gusto pero a quien le gusta quedarse con la suegra

She doesn't like me (3 times)No le gusto (3veces)
Mother-in-law (6 times)Suegra (6 veces)

Oh, we can't even be together because she shows upAy ni podemos estar juntos porque se aparece
Oh, there's no being in this world that convinces herAy no hay en este mundo ser que a ella la convensa
She threatens to stay and live in our houseAmenaza con quedarse en vivir en nuestra casa
Because she says her son needs more of a womanPorque dice que a su hijo le hace falta mas mujer
She puts many uncertain things in his headLe mete en la cabeza muchas cosas pero inciertas
And speaks badly of me, all lies, crazy old ladyY le habla mal de mis puras mentiras vieja loca

ChorusCoro
No oh oh, I can't stand her always coming at the wrong timeNo oh oh no puedo soportar que llega como siempre inoportuna
No oh oh, I don't want to see her doing nothing when she won't shut upNo oh oh no quiero ver que no hace nada cuando ella no se calla
No oh oh, I can't believe she doesn't realize she's not good with meNo oh oh no no lo puedo creer que no se entera que conmigo no es buena
No oh oh, she doesn't like me, but who likes staying with the mother-in-lawNo oh oh no no le gusto pero a quien le gusta quedarse con la suegra

Oh, and my mother-in-law is a painAy y mi suegra es un cancer
But because she's born on June 24thPero porque es del 24 de junio

Because when she arrives at home, she never wants to leavePues cuando llega a casa no se quiere nunca ir
She's always snooping around, doesn't let us liveSe la pasa de metiche no nos deja vivir
She makes up a lot of stories and always causes problemsInventa muchos cuentos y problemas siempre da
She follows us, criticizes me, this jealous crazy old ladyNos sigue me critica esta celosa vieja loca

ChorusCoro
No oh oh, I can't stand her always coming at the wrong timeNo oh oh no puedo soportar que llega como siempre inoportuna
No oh oh, I don't want to see her doing nothing when she won't shut upNo oh oh no quiero ver que no hace nada cuando ella no se calla
No oh oh, I can't believe she doesn't realize she's not good with meNo oh oh no no lo puedo creer que no se entera que conmigo no es buena
No oh oh, she doesn't like me, but who likes staying with the mother-in-lawNo oh oh no no le gusto pero a quien le gusta quedarse con la suegra

She doesn't like me (3 times)No le gusto (3veces)
This old lady is crazy, she's crazyEsta vieja esta loca esta loca

Well, my love, I have to go because I have to go recordBueno mi amor te dejo porque tengo que ir a grabar
Record? But you don't even playA grabar? pero tu ni tocas
Why do you say that if I'm a partner?Por que dices eso si yo soy socio?
Oh, okayA bueno
Oh, by the way, my mom is going to stay with youA por cierto mi mamá se va a quedar contigo
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