You Don't Want to Fuck With Me

No Quieres Meterte Conmigo

You Don't Want to Fuck With Me

Tengo una lista de compras en mi brazoGot a shopping list on my arm
Tengo la ropa interior perdida en mi claseI've got the underwear lost in my class
Tengo una falsa boutonnièreI've got a fake ass boutonnière
Tengo una enfermedad japonesa sonrienteI've got a Japanese smiling disease

Y no quieres meterte conmigoAnd you don't want to fuck with me
No, no quieres meterte conmigoNo, you don't want to fuck with me

Tengo un ángel muriendo en mi hombroI've got an angel dying on my shoulder
Tengo al diablo bailando en mi corazónI've got the devil dancing in my heart
Tengo un gatito chupando el aliento de un bebéI've got a kitten sucking baby's breath
Tengo un juego de dientes realmente jodidos, no, no, noI've got a set of really fucked up teeth, no, no, no

No quieres meterte conmigoYou don't want to fuck with me
No, no quieres meterte conmigoNo, you don't want to fuck with me
No quieres meterte conmigoYou don't want to fuck with me
No, no quieres meterte conmigoNo, you don't want to fuck with me

Tengo una pinta de jugo de naranjaI've got a pint of orange juice
La mitad de la cual va para mi mono de latónOne half of which goes to my brass monkey
La otra mitad va paraThe other half is going to
nuestro amado Papa Juan Pablo, no, no, no, noour beloved Pope John Paul, no, no, no, no

No quieres meterte conmigoYou don't want to fuck with me
No, no quieres meterte conmigoNo, you don't want to fuck with me
¿Cómo te atreves a intentar meterte conmigo?How dare you try and fuck with me
No, no quieres meterte conmigoNo, you don't want to fuck with me