Hideous Corn Burrito

Went down to Trader Joe's to get some bargain food
I just got back from Europe, was in a hungry mood
Got the usual stuff that I always get
But I tried a new burrito that I won't forget
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The thing was full of corn, it nearly made me sick
But I forced myself to eat it, I ate it really quick
Didn't feel so good, it made my stomach turn
I should have understood that I'd get heartburn
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It started getting worse and rumbling very loud
The pain became perverse, I let out a huge gas cloud
Pressure's getting high, must go to the commode
My gas is amplified, euphoria when I dump my load
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