I.R.W.Y.T.D.

I really want you to dance
But you are not in the mood
I'm going to make you some dinner
Caution, do not eat the food

I've said, I want you to do the things I'm telling you to do
The moment I'm saying it
Sucker, do you hear me? Am I reaching you?

You are in pain, I like chow mein
It's so easy being me

I really want you to strip
But you've got a bad headache
I'm going to give you a pill
This is going to be a thrill