Punk Rock Cock

I used to have a girlfriend, but I couldn't keep her
Because every time I dropped my pants, she laughed at my anteater
It was verbal abuse that I just couldn't take
So that's why I decided that I'm gonna trim my snake

Yeah, yeah, I am so punk rock
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna trim my cock
Yeah, yeah, I am so damn scene
Yeah, yeah, auf wiedersehen, ween

I should be careful to not get an infection
Don't wanna shoot blood with every erection
Times like these it really really hurts when I gotta go
Times like these I really really miss the ol' Gonzo

This is a treat, no it's not a trick
This is a makeover for my dick

Diy circumcision
It's my own decision
By my own incisions
Diy circumcision

Now when I piss, my cock is so mangled
It's real hit or miss, it shoots in all angles

Diy circumcision
It's my own decision
By my own incisions
Say goodbye, foreskin