Packs Of Three

It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been. You said you were careful - you never were with me. I heard you did it four times but johnnies come in packs of three. She was the best shag I'd ever had. That doesn't mean I'm saying, bedwise, you were bad. I think you were working, we got a hotel. We didn't have anything but I thought I might as well. I never told you the rest. I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test.
You know I just said it for effect. Then you laughed and said I'd fuck anything in a skirt once I'm erect. And she's a famous harlot in this town. I know enough to, but still I couldn't turn her down. You said I'm an arsehole, what was I thinking? It's far too easy to blame it on the drinking.