Jurassic World - The Disney Song

Wel-come to Jurassic World
What a life-changing venue
Hey, fresh victim, now can you sign
And waive your safety rights?

I can be your tour guide
Watch them tear you asunder
Bury you six feet under
Once they've had their last few bites

Jurassic World!
A place that’s rich in prehist’ry
No one to save your ass
From monsters past
Just running fast and screaming

Jurassic World!
The first man-made menagerie
And now you’re slamming doors
On raptor claws
Because you’re in Jurassic World with me
Help, I'm in Jurassic World with you!

Unbelievable pain
Indescribable terror
Guess we made a few errors
Patching holes in dino genes

Jurassic World!
(Don’t you dare go outside)
A hundred species built to kill
(Hold your breath or they’ll hear you)
In defense, we spared no expense
Except on fence
And hence your life expectancy is nil

Jurassic World!
(Every turn a demise)
With new attractions on the hunt
(Any moment they’ll spear you)
You’ll be chased everywhere
Without a prayer
And there’s no Jurassic World refund

Jurassic World
(Jurassic World)
That’s where you’ll end
(That’s where you’ll end)
Bloody and torn
You should have gone
To Disneyland