I hope you die first

You always beat me to the punch line
And the punch bowl at the party where you're first to dance
And first to say: Goodnight
You're faster than I've ever been, and I love to see you win
It doesn't even make me sad
'Cause I don't mind coming in last

I don't wanna die before you, promise I'll be right behind
But, I should be there to hold you hand
It's already been decided, I'll be here to say: Goodbye, honey
I want you to understand, for better or for worse
I really hope you die first

I'll quit smoking everyday, and I'll stop lying in airplanes
Yeah, I'll get inventive, I've got incentive you make me wanna change
Don't you worry about me, we'll throw you a big ol' party
Then, I'll light one up for you, and I will see you soon

I don't wanna die before you, promise I'll be right behind
But, I should be there to hold you hand
It's already been decided, I'll be here to say: Goodbye, honey
I want you to understand, for better or for worse
I really hope you die first

(I really hope you die—)
I don't want to say this
But, if I don't make it
Please, don't rush for me
I'll be waiting