Call The Cops

Cops don't like me
So I don't like cops

Well you see the punks walking down the street
Your neighbors house they're gonna meet
At 9 o'clock, Ashtray starts
Call the fucking cops
We got kegs of PBR, waiting to get drunk
The cops will always show up because they hate punks
When are they gonna realize
That they rationalize their fucked up lives
By breaking up our parties and beating us up

The bathrooms full, the toilets broke
My last beer and your last smoke
In the back another fight
I can't wait till a Friday night (Friday night)
Friday night!

Well it's Saturday night and I'm back again
Stacy's party is about to begin
First band sucks but they'rе on tour
Then we hear a knock-knock at thе door
Now I know the cops don't have a master plan
They must be big Ashtray fans
Every party we play they show up
Right on time

All the beer is in my trunk
I can't drive 'cause I'm too drunk
The cops come in, looking for a fight
I can't wait till a Saturday night (Saturday night)
I can't wait till Friday night
I'm getting drunk on Friday night
Ashtray's playing on Friday night
Call the fucking cops!