Waiting For The Love Boat

Going off going out
Nothing new to wear
Found a pair of scissors
Cut chunks out of my hair
Burn my address book
Have I become a pest
I'm sure the distressed look
Just fine when at rest

Waiting for the love boat
Waiting for the love boat
Knowing what you want and taking full advantage
Waiting for the love boat

Test proved negative
I was positively pleased
I wouldn't want a relative
Of mine to be increased
Double your pillow
And feel obliged
Libido in a go slow
If I was you I'd hide

Waiting for the love boat
Waiting for the love boat
Knowing what you want and taking full advantage
Waiting for the love boat

Waiting for the love boat
Waiting for the love boat
Knowing what you want and taking full advantage
Waiting for the love boat

Waiting for the love boat
Waiting for the love boat
Waiting for the love boat
We are waiting for the
Loveboat we are

I said I love you
You said you know
That isn't true
I said I want to

I said I love you
You said you know
That isn't true
I said I want you

I said I love you
You said you know
This isn't true
I said I want to
You said tuff