Vaya Faena

What a Mess

Vaya Faena

What a messVaya carnicería
I see it very badLo veo muy mal
I swear in my life I've never seen anything like itTe juro que en mi vida he visto nada igual
It's really strong, dudeEs que es muy fuerte, paco
The cut was deepEl corte en canal
A little more and the slash could have been fatalUn poco más y el tajo pudo ser fatal

But you deserve itPero te lo mereces
For being mentally shortPor corto mental
It would do you good to muzzle yourselfTe haría bien que te pusieras un bozal
And it's better to leave it!Y ella ¡mejor dejarlo!
You two are a perfect matchSois tal para cual
Your girl is a beast and you're irrationalTu chica es una fiera y tu un irracional

What a mess, what a messVaya faena, vaya faena
That ragEse guiñapo
No longer takes the baitYa no entra al trapo
Not even held with whalesNi sujeto con ballenas
Nor tied with chainsNi amarrado con cadenas

You're such a big mouthMira que eres bocazas
That's not how it's doneQue no se hace así
Who the hell would think of it if not youA quién demonios se le ocurre sino a ti
To blurt outSoltarle a bocajarro
To your Mariví!¡A tu mariví!

That you're going to leave her for a transvestiteQue vas a abandonarla por un travestí
This is surrealismSurrealismo es esto
Not Dalí'sNo lo de Dalí
If instead of doing it to her you do it to meSi en vez de hacérselo a ella me lo haces a mí
I assure you, friendTe lo aseguro, amigo
Do you see the scalpel?¿Ves el bisturí?
You won't in your damn life pee againNo vuelves en tu zorra vida a hacer pipí

What a mess, what a dollVaya faena, vaya muñeco
This happens to youEsto te pasa
What a joke!¡Menuda guasa!
For going in dryPor entrar a palo seco
And pretending to be SwedishY montártelo de sueco

That gay stuff is called frenzyEse mariconeo se llama furor
I don't give a damn if it's the trend in New YorkMe importa un pito si es la moda en nueva york
My name is FedericoMi nombre es federico
And I'm your doctorY soy tu doctor
Attend to me because the one who warns is not a traitorAtiéndeme que quien avisa no es traidor
Go to the Greek islandsVete a las islas griegas
With that manCon ese señor
I believe the idiot is already in bloomEn os creo que el capullo ya está en flor
And forget about your girlY pasa de tu chica
It will be for the bestSerá lo mejor
I will try to ease her pain myselfYo mismo intentare aliviarla en su dolor

What a mess of haute coutureVaya faena de alta costura
I'll sew up the holeTe coso el roto
In the scrotumEn el escroto
If you promise meSi es que me prometes
That you'll only put it in her waistQue solo la metes en cintura