Hot Dog Hooker

He said: Hey there, hoochie (hey)
I've seen you workin' your coochie (coochie)
So I just have to say, babe
Can I catch a peep of your boobies?
I said: Hey there, mister
You used to fuck with my sister
Yeah, Kiki is the name
And you'd bring money along just to kiss her

I was just headed down to Walmart (to Walmart)
I got some hundreds and a phone (hundreds and a phone)
I know it's only half a mile to walk there
But you've got room up in the front, ooh

Hot dog hooker
I know I'm not much of a hooker
But I'm your hot dog hooker
Just smokin' down the street
Yeah, I'm a hot dog hooker
Yeah, wieners up in the cooker
I'm a hot dog hooker
Just let me be your freaky prostitute

(Hot dog hooker)
Your freaky prostitute
(Hot dog hooker)

He said: Hey there, hussie
I know you makin' that money (ah)
But me and my kids are hungry
Could you whip us up somethin' yummy? (So yummy)
I said: Hey there, bitchy (hi)
I'm off to have me a quickie (what?)
But I'll be back in, like, ten
So could you maybe wait until then? (Maybe wait until then)

(Let's go over there now)
He said he might have forty bucks (I've got twenty-three, bae)
He felt it inside up, inside of me (come into me, baby)
He fuckin' rearranged my guts, ooh

Hot dog hooker
I know I'm not much of a hooker
But I'm your hot dog hooker
Just smokin' down the street
Yeah, I'm a hot dog hooker
Yeah, wieners up in the cooker
I'm a hot dog hooker
Just let me be your freaky prostitute

(Hot dog hooker)
Your freaky prostitute
(Hot dog hooker)

Ooh, oh
I know I'm just a hot dog hooker (oh)
But, baby, I could be your girl (I could be your girl)
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hot dog hooker
I know I'm not much of a hooker
But I'm your hot dog hooker
Just smokin' down the street
Yeah, I'm a hot dog hooker
Yeah, wieners up in the cooker
I'm a hot dog hooker
Just let me be your freaky prostitute

I'm a
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
Just let me be your freaky prostitute