No Sense, Nonsense

I've tried ge, I've tried Tonka
But Samsung is the best
Just close your eyes and take a breath
Snorty is a cannibal who likes to eat pork
We like to feed him well with a spork
My nose is all stuffed up I can barely breath
But if I blow with TP, I just may sneeze
I really like things that are neat
It's nice when my feet don't stink
I adore watches that are in time
I admire anything that rhymes
When you clip your toenails,
they say to cut them straight
Dialects are pretty well done mate
Feed me with a rubber band, trouble going down
Little bit of Reynolds Wrap, make it come around
A pennywaste for your thoughts
Psychologically I've been dropped
Coffee always cheers me up
It's cool when the commode can flush